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Pelosi has advice for Biden
« on: April 02, 2019, 02:50:42 PM »
"Pretend you have a cold."

https://apnews.com/f14e1cb4432c460f8aeb3cfc2c095b97

It's pretty sad when the Speaker of the House has to tell a former senator and former Vice President how to behave around members of the opposite sex.
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2019, 03:16:20 PM »
That's okay, we can all pretend he has ebola
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2019, 03:18:46 PM »
I've got some advice for him, too.

I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2019, 03:19:05 PM »
That is actually good advice, after all they are both pretty old and we all know pneumonia is a killer when it comes to old people, and it can often start out as a cold or other simple respiratory thing...... wait, let me think about this a while.  =|



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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2019, 05:01:25 PM »
Hahahahahaha.

If it's Joe Biden, and a woman comes along and accuses him five years after the fact, we should discount what she says. Paging Brett Kavanaugh....

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/04/02/uh-oh-judith-miller-says-joe-biden-accuser-is-playing-politics-she-waited-five-years-to-speak-up/
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2019, 11:32:05 AM »
LOL at Biden on the right


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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2019, 11:47:23 AM »
Well played, Don Jr. Who's the pencil neck?
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2019, 11:49:27 AM »
Well played, Don Jr. Who's the pencil neck?

Schiff, I believe. At least I think that's how Rush refers to him.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2019, 12:19:56 PM »
Schiff, I believe. At least I think that's how Rush refers to him.

That is how Trump referred to him the other day at some rally. I guess it has stuck. :)

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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2019, 12:32:39 PM »
That is how Trump referred to him the other day at some rally. I guess it has stuck. :)

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Apparently some official Trump campaign group also made a "pencil neck" T-shirt that they're selling.  :laugh:
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2019, 02:02:35 PM »
 ... and Biden continues groping AOC.       =D
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2019, 09:43:09 AM »
Biden probably would have wiped the floor with Trump if he had won the Primary.

He probably will if he gets the nomination now.

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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2019, 10:24:11 AM »
Biden probably would have wiped the floor with Trump if he had won the Primary.

He probably will if he gets the nomination now.

No way any day!!!!! :rofl:
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2019, 10:28:40 AM »
At least if Biden had won the primary we wouldn't be hearing the constant white men didn't vote for Hillary because she's a woman, because sexism! BS. No, she lost because she's was and still is a POS!
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2019, 11:06:50 AM »
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...white men didn't vote for Hillary because she's a woman...

They say that like it's a bad thing...
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2019, 11:16:01 AM »
white men didn't vote for Hillary because she's a woman, because sexism! BS.

Well that, and the fact the whole family is kind of a portrait in how to be scumbags and still succeed (mostly) in politics. Except Chelsea, she is kind of hot in a Howdy Doody kind of way!  =|



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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2019, 11:21:29 AM »
Reminds me of a joke from the 90s


Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?




A: Chelsea
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2019, 11:21:42 AM »
Except Chelsea, she is kind of hot in a Howdy Doody kind of way!  =|


Chelsea? Hot?

Sorry, I must disagree. Chelsea =   [barf]
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2019, 12:20:56 PM »
It appears that Biden is another poster child for Democratic hypocrisy.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/04/03/joe-biden-college-campus-sexual-assault-226481

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The Obama administration’s efforts to expand the definitions of what constituted a possible sexual violation were thoroughgoing. In 2014, the White House issued a report called “Not Alone,” which provided schools with a model “climate survey” that gave this definition of punishable behavior: “Sexual violence refers to a range of behaviors that are unwanted by the recipient and include remarks about physical appearance; persistent sexual advances that are undesired by the recipient; unwanted touching; and unwanted oral, anal, or vaginal penetration or attempted penetration.” In other words, the Obama administration expanded the definition of sexual violence to include compliments, or the kind of touching—often unasked for, and sometimes unwelcome—that Biden has engaged in for years.

In other words, "Do as I say, and not as I do. (Especially don't do as I do!)"


I must say, however, that I think it's pretty sad when a compliment can be charged as a sexual crime.
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Re: Pelosi has advice for Biden
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2019, 04:16:36 PM »
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