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Harold Tuttle

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Antique Bumper Stickers
« on: March 27, 2007, 10:44:05 AM »
I still see a few Kerry/Edwards bumperstrips here in ye olde fetid swamp,
in fact this morning on K Street, I saw a car with both a Gore/Lieberman sticker and a Kerry/Edwards one.

That got me thinking.

Wouldn't it be kinda fun to make up Colonial era bumper stickers?

Washington/Adams in 89

Jefferson/Burr in 01

Madison/Clinton in 08
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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 10:46:52 AM »
We need images of such bumper stickers.  grin
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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 10:52:00 AM »
I think a funkadelic Thomas Jefferson/George Clinton Tshirt might be in order
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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2007, 10:55:14 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 10:55:53 AM »
Whigs They Care About People

Federalist's Love a Strong Central Government

Democrat-Republicans Wants Your State to Have Rights

Liberty Party Wants No Slavery

Anti-Mason Wants the Party to Have a PARTY

Greenbacks Think Gold is Only For the Wealthy

Constitutional Union Says No to Civil War

American Party Loves Protestants and Hates Catholics

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 10:56:15 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 11:04:03 AM »
The only problem with the first two is that in the first several national elections there were no "tickets" of the kind that we see now.

No one ran with George Washington as his vice presidential candidate.

In those days, everyone ran for President.

The person with the most electoral college votes got the job.

The person with the second most electoral college votes became VP.

When the Constitution first was laid out and adopted, the framers really hoped that political parties of the kind that had risen in England wouldn't creep into American politics.

It took less than 3 years from the election of George Washington for the Federalists and the Democrat-Republicans to coalesce into two distinct parties.

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 11:11:47 AM »
so these bumperstickers would then raise speaking points with Americans about the morass that we are quagmired in

and they would be kinda Back to the Future ironic

It might be a tasty meme for our Che Rivera clad youth

Tippecanoe and Tyler too!
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He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 08:02:25 PM »
I can't believe you guys missed the obvious one:


IMPEACHE GEORGE III!!!


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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2007, 08:50:16 PM »
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IMPEACHE GEORGE III!!!

Funny you should mention that...ever since I switched to the pro-gun side of things, I've wanted a bumper sticker that said something along the lines of...
"King George III was for gun control...
...thank Thomas Jefferson III for the 2nd"

only written so it's actually clever and funny...and not historically inaccurate as to whom actually wrote the amendment=)

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 11:20:34 PM »
Okay--

Here's my contribution...

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2007, 03:58:30 AM »
ding ding ding!

thats what I'm talking about
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He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Antique Bumper Stickers
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2007, 06:06:37 AM »
If rifled muskets are outlawed, only outlaws will have rifled muskets
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