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Title: What happens when...
Post by: HeroHog on June 23, 2019, 12:21:39 AM

What happens when you take a double dose of Lasix (water pill) at 11pm? (uh... asking for a friend?) :old:

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: 230RN on June 23, 2019, 12:29:21 AM

Prolly the same thing that happened to me after I had a strong cup of chamomile tea.

Had to pee every 20 minutes for a number of hours.  No sleep for li'l ole Terry.  Lotsa exercise, though.

I magic-markered "TRIURETIC" on the box of teabags so I wouldn't do that again.

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: HeroHog on June 23, 2019, 12:33:22 AM

Yup... Accidentally took my morning batch of pills instead of my night time pills. Gonna be a long, "entertaining", night.

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: 230RN on June 23, 2019, 03:11:02 AM

Accidents like that kill people sometimes.

Well, good luck and good night. One-elevenish AM here Sunday. Hitting the hay myself.  Keep the lid on the pee jar tight.  :rofl:

Terry

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: HeroHog on June 23, 2019, 09:26:07 AM

8:23am and STILL up and awake...

Fortunately, other than my "pee pills", it's not a "horrible" screw up, just a damned stupid and annoying one.

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: HeroHog on June 24, 2019, 09:14:08 AM

Man, I sleep SO much better when I take my "night time" meds at night! :old:

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: K Frame on June 24, 2019, 09:48:18 AM

So, flying around the house like a high pressure fire hose?

You should have just slept in the bath tub and let nature take its course...  :rofl:

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: lupinus on June 24, 2019, 10:11:54 AM

Might I suggest a funnel, hose, and an old milk jug?

Perhaps some duct tape should you wish to automate the process.

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Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: HeroHog on June 24, 2019, 11:49:15 AM

Thanks for the "Helpful" suggestions, guys.  :old:

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: 230RN on June 24, 2019, 03:23:35 PM

Night And Day

(Also a Cole Porter song)

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: grampster on June 25, 2019, 05:40:09 PM

Time for a pee pee.  Back in a wee wee.

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: 230RN on June 25, 2019, 06:14:32 PM

Before leaving on a trip or whatever, I frequently refer to a pit stop as a JICP.

"Just In Case P."

Title: Re: What happens when...
Post by: HeroHog on June 25, 2019, 07:52:38 PM

"Never pass up a chance to pee and NEVER trust a fart."