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Title: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Bogie on December 25, 2021, 01:18:56 PM
...and looked at the news.
 
Damn. No zombies.

I have to work a double tomorrow, because nobody else will show up.

So many happy people. Happy, happy people.

I think I'll make a breakfast burrito.

Maybe go out for Jewish Christmas Dinner somewhere.

Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Bogie on December 25, 2021, 01:46:11 PM
I wonder - can I cook frozen biscuits in an air fryer... I guess it is time to try...
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: MillCreek on December 25, 2021, 03:25:24 PM
I think the Christmas restaurant tradition is Chinese food.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Bogie on December 25, 2021, 03:30:14 PM
Yeah, waiting on a bud to text back... We've done this a few years now... Varying numbers from two to six...
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Jim147 on December 25, 2021, 05:37:01 PM
I wonder - can I cook frozen biscuits in an air fryer... I guess it is time to try...

I can do can biscuits pretty good in the air fryer. Frozen I still haven't got the temp right so they rise like they should.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: HankB on December 27, 2021, 10:59:38 AM
When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: WLJ on December 27, 2021, 11:33:48 AM
"Woke up this morning"

Beats not waking up in the morning
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: RocketMan on December 27, 2021, 12:45:07 PM
When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV

Same here.  That song becomes an ear worm very easily.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 27, 2021, 01:16:16 PM
When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV

I was expecting blues all around his bed.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Bogie on December 27, 2021, 01:21:45 PM
Be happy in your life. Some days it is easier.
 
The guy from my work, who would show up and go to sleep on the job, was fired for stealing.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Doggy Daddy on December 27, 2021, 10:16:25 PM
When I read the title of this thread . . . first thing I thought of was the opening line of the theme music from The Sopranos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_sQ52TAqk&ab_channel=JohnV

I thought of this:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxtfdH3-TQ4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxtfdH3-TQ4)  I know, I know...  just a bit off.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Ron on December 28, 2021, 07:03:24 PM
Woke up this morning...with a wine glass in my hand.
Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been.
Come on, let's do it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rFYbMhcG8
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Hawkmoon on December 28, 2021, 07:42:44 PM
Be happy in your life. Some days it is easier.
 
The guy from my work, who would show up and go to sleep on the job, was fired for stealing.

See? God is not dead. He was waiting to give you a Christmas present.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Doggy Daddy on December 28, 2021, 08:30:09 PM
The guy from my work, who would show up and go to sleep on the job, was fired for stealing.

Did he steal something tangible, or did they get him for "stealing time" by sleeping on the clock?

Used to work for a director who loved the concept of accusing people of stealing time... having a smoke, making a call, etc.  I don't know if she ever successfully terminated someone for it, but I'd bet she tried.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Bogie on December 28, 2021, 08:46:22 PM
"Selling" stuff for cash, but not completing the sale on the system.
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: HeroHog on December 29, 2021, 02:36:12 AM
I was thinking a Blues intro:

I woke up this mornin'
all my stuff was gone
my ol' lady done split
left me with nuthin on...
Title: Re: Woke up this morning...
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 30, 2021, 02:09:10 PM
Did he steal something tangible, or did they get him for "stealing time" by sleeping on the clock?

Used to work for a director who loved the concept of accusing people of stealing time... having a smoke, making a call, etc.  I don't know if she ever successfully terminated someone for it, but I'd bet she tried.

https://youtu.be/xjyC5pv-hGc