Don't bring a tire-iron to a gun fight.

[MillCreek]

And whose signature line is quoting something I once said about Marines and griping?  I know I said it, but can't remember exactly how I said it.  (It was brilliant, which is probably the reason I can't recall the exact words.  Lightning does not always strike multiple times, despite what "science" and "statistics" say.)

That would be Balog.  Not to be confused with a balrog.  Or a ballhog, if you are a 'Bored of the rings' fan.

[CNYCacher]

He chose.... poorly.

Weird.  I just came here from posting in the movie quotes thread, where I put this as one of my faves."

[kgbsquirrel]

I thought they had three tactics:

1) Attack
2) Attack, attack!
3) Attack, attack, attack!

4) Seize a hill.

[RoadKingLarry]

He chose.... poorly.

I paraphrase that line everytime my daughter's ex-husband is mentioned
She chose....poorly.

It pisses her off to no end
 

[Strings]

>I got hit once with a tire iron.  <

THAT explains so damn much...

[vaskidmark]

4) Seize a hill.

Small; Medium; Large; Mountain.

There are only two Marine jokes.  All the others are true.

stay safe.