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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2011, 02:29:18 AM »
Back in the old days, they would have put him in a room with a gun with one bullet and waited for him to do the honorable thing.
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2011, 07:16:57 AM »
I finally figured out what "Roids" were.

Slowpoke brain.

I was painfully slow on the uptake, too, though I claim a handicap.  Around here, roids is spelt 'rhoids.  Short for 'loid 'rhoids, which is short for tabloid hemorrhoids, a descriptive name for some "journalists" which should not require explanation.

If he wasn't on 'rhoids before, he certainly has been since the Twitter error.
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2011, 10:04:19 AM »
KOTUS

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!!

I'm signing this because I'm too damn stuck in my ways.

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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2011, 10:08:20 AM »
Isn't he one of them lawyer types?

No, but he IS Chuck Schumer's "Mini-Me" if that counts for anything.
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2011, 10:47:46 PM »
These are the only weiners in Congress I'm worried about....


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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2011, 12:40:40 AM »
[Weiner] was in a real pickle as is because he was low man on the totem pole

I see at least two things you did there.
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2011, 06:40:48 AM »
Dunno.,. but to me it seems people should just lay off all the Weiner-related stuff and grow up. Just move on. Forget about the poor schmuck. He is destined to be a joke forever, and that is what exactly he deserves..but really.

Like beating a dead horse. The guy is politically dead, unelectable.. pining for the fjords.

Only so many penis-jokes are bearable, IMO.

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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2011, 10:09:42 AM »
Dunno.,. but to me it seems people should just lay off all the Weiner-related stuff and grow up. Just move on. Forget about the poor schmuck. He is destined to be a joke forever, and that is what exactly he deserves..but really.

Like beating a dead horse. The guy is politically dead, unelectable.. pining for the fjords.

Only so many penis-jokes are bearable, IMO.

We're glad for this, because the news-cycle goes ballistic with more attention, and for longer over conservatives who've done things far less "juicy".
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2011, 10:13:59 AM »
Dunno.,. but to me it seems people should just lay off all the Weiner-related stuff and grow up. Just move on. Forget about the poor schmuck. He is destined to be a joke forever, and that is what exactly he deserves..but really.

Like beating a dead horse. The guy is politically dead, unelectable.. pining for the fjords.

Only so many penis-jokes are bearable, IMO.

You underestimate the stupidity of the American Voter, especially in the Northeast.
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2011, 11:12:06 AM »
Northeast kept electing Kennedys?

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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2011, 12:11:15 PM »
Northeast kept electing Kennedys?

Prime example. 
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2011, 02:11:34 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!!

I'm signing this because I'm too damn stuck in my ways.

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Took me a minute on that KOTUS one, too.  It hit me just as I was about to sneeze from the pollen.  Interesting experience, guffawing and achooing simultaneously.

I am signing this one so everyone will know who doesn't sign things, with "I'm not signing this one so nobody will know who posted it."

Wait a minute.  That doesn't make sense.

Well, since it doesn't make sense, I won't sign this one, so nobody will know who didn't sign it.

Or something like that.

Me go now.
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2011, 04:07:31 PM »
brain not work today.  K=?
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2011, 04:57:57 PM »
brain not work today.  K=?

I'm guessing it has to do with a certain African nation.
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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2011, 11:36:28 PM »
King?

Can ya think?

Kenyathink?

Keen, ya think?

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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2011, 04:13:29 AM »
me said today brain not work. make Mongo sad.

Now you just be mean to Mongo.

Okay.  Now Mongo get.

Now Mongo laugh.

Mongo sign this.


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Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2011, 01:39:44 PM »
Don't feel bad, scout....I thought he was still talking about the Kennedys.....
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.