Author Topic: Ever meet someone with no grey matter at all?  (Read 7894 times)

Standing Wolf

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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2005, 05:29:52 PM »
America wasn't dumb enough to elect that Kerry creature.

After that, I find individual nitwits much easier to contend with.
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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2005, 06:28:38 PM »
following is text pulled from a thread on the DU, only relevant text between the two posters was pulled, and edited only to correct spelling/grammar errors as well as for space:

DU member that defended himself with a gun:
He used a crowbar on the patio door. Evidently he brought that with him, because it wasn't my crowbar. He brought his own pistol, too.
.The noise woke me. I first dialed 911 and got my pistol almost simultaneously, left the phone with my wife, went to the bedroom door and shouted that he should leave because I was armed and had called the police. He shot and wounded me in the leg. I shot back. The police removed the body. I was treated at the ER and released. 1978. AZ.
No arrest. I did get a "job well done" from, I believe, all of the officers responding. I didn't see it as a job well done. I saw it - and still do - as defending the lives of my family and me.
Now tell me how if only I had been quiet and cooperated with him, I'd have likely lost some insured household goods and none of us would have been the worse for wear. Perhaps you could tell me that because I was only hit in the leg, he didn't really mean to do my family or me serious harm so I was unjustified in returning fire. Or maybe you could tell me how wrong it was of me not to invite him to take whatever he wanted. OR! Sin of sins! I was wrong in having the audacity to occupy my own home at the time he wanted to rob it. And don't forget to discredit it as an anecdote.
I did and do lock my doors. Yes. I did and do keep loaded weapons in my house.
End of story.
Edited to add: Let this be a lesson to you. Never take a .380 to a .45 fight.

DU member that is an idiot:
The gun, an inanimate object that can't act of its own volition, didn't prevent the crime.

DUMTDHWAG:
In my case, the use of mine prevented a worse crime. I'd rather the intruder be dead than my family or me.
Edited to add: What was I supposed to do? Throw my pajamas at him? Speak in an authoritarian manner and expect him to obey? Or are you just sad that I survived instead of the criminal?

DUMTIAI:
I don't know you well enough to make a judgment like that, and I don't know the intruder at all. Did it occur to you to get OUT of the house after calling police, rather than staying inside and waiting for an encounter? I suspect you may be one who is just waiting for a chance to use your gun...
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« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2005, 04:28:46 AM »
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Did it occur to you to get OUT of the house after calling police, rather than staying inside and waiting for an encounter? I suspect you may be one who is just waiting for a chance to use your gun...
And this, class, is how to recognize the pussus domesticus the common American gun-grabber.
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« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2005, 12:30:08 PM »
Ok, cute little blonde I dated.  I should stress that she is absolutely adorable, and very, very sweet.  If it weren't for that...

So she's about 5' tall, and has just about the smallest feet you've ever seen on an adult.  She goes shoe shopping in the kid's section.  She buys these sandals that have lights in the toe straps.  They light up blue when she walks.

So we're driving along on about our second date, and she keeps looking behind us.  I'm watching the rearview mirror, and there's *nothing* there, so I can't figure out what's going on.  I should mention at this point that she does the nervous foot bounce thing.

"Sweetie, is everything ok?"
"Yeah...  but I think the police are following us."

I had to pull over or the laughter would've sent me into a telephone pole.  That, oddly enough, wasn't what killed it.  What did finally kill it was somebody else telling me the exact same story from a month before.

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« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2005, 01:46:30 PM »
Azrael256 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Reminds me of a date I had back in college.

Saw her around the student lounge often, and finally asked her out.

We just drove around for awhile, trying to figure out whether to do dinner or a movie. She needed to use a restroom, so I stopped at a gas station. On the restroom doors they had the male and female symbols.

She came back to ask which was which.

I drove her home.

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« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2005, 01:54:04 PM »
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So she's about 5' tall, and has just about the smallest feet you've ever seen on an adult.  She goes shoe shopping in the kid's section.  She buys these sandals that have lights in the toe straps.  They light up blue when she walks.
you did do an ID check, right? Smiley
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« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2005, 07:15:18 PM »
Heheh.  Yeah, actually, I did.  I thought she was somebody's little sister just hanging around for some reason until I saw her in a class.

Monkeyleg, I do believe you've got mine topped.  Impressive Smiley

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« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2005, 04:09:50 PM »
more musings from Retardo:

retardo: my employer said they will give employees a bonus of $300 if they dont call in sick for a year. they should just give us all a raise of $300 instead.
me: well they say that knowing that maybe 1% of the employees would not call in sick throughout the year, so they obviously dont have the funds to give everyone that raise.
retardo: i dont understand.


retardo: my employer has all kinds of money, they should be able to pay us decently. were going to have the union force them to open their books up so we can see where the money is.
me: well, considering you base that on a) the company saying they have no money in the budget for pay raises, and b) the company admitting their revenues are higher than they've ever been, has it occured to you that maybe the budget for raises is not directly linked to profits from revenue? when your employers accountant works out the budget they allocate resources where they think they will need them the most. so when the exhaust those resources in order for them to stay on track with all the other facets of their business they cant simply start pilfering funds from elsewhere within the companys books.
retardo: i dont understand.


small claims lawyer: whats your hourly pay rate so we can add that to the amount of judgment requested from your previous landlord?
me: $14 an hour
retardo: well its $9.25 an hour now, but the raise i was supposed to get would have me at $9.33 an hour but payroll didnt get the paperwork in time.
lawyer: so, you're making $9.25?
retardo: well its supposed to be $9.33.
lawyer: well since were talking about one hour that you are going to be reimbursed for, that 8 cents wont make much of a difference.
retardo: but i'm supposed to be making........


retardo: hey i saw some kids walking down our street. i think they were up to no good.
me: well why dont you stand around out there and see what they are doing?
retardo: they looked scary.
me: {sigggghhhh} okay retardo (not retardos real name), do you want an armed escort while you check on the 8 yr olds walking down the street?
retardo: very scary.



ohhh, another good one:
retardo: i dunno what it is. i'll be talking to a coworker and all of a sudden they'll just walk away. is it me?
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« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2005, 05:01:13 PM »
Haha, Retardo sounds like a fun guy to hang out with.  At least it's a constant ego stroke knowing your always ahead in the brain cell game, plus you could push that button that results in the 'huh?' face, all the time.
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« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2005, 06:33:06 PM »
I'm kind of scared.
I think I'm one of these people.
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