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Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« on: February 03, 2013, 08:31:10 PM »
I'm not a die hard fan by any means, but enjoy watching the game every year ( didn't even know who was playing until a few days ago).
What is with these crappy " performers" and burlesque shows?
Kids watch this for crying out loud.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2013, 08:36:37 PM »
I'm not a die hard fan by any means, but enjoy watching the game every year ( didn't even know who was playing until a few days ago).
What is with these crappy " performers" and burlesque shows?
Kids watch this for crying out loud.

Youre not being sex positive enough InfidelSerf!

Seriously this is the society that dresses their kids up for halloween as little pimps and hos. That should answer your question. Gotta push sex in everything, dont care about kids watching.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2013, 08:37:49 PM »
Gotta appeal to the target demographic.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2013, 08:42:14 PM »
I'm not a die hard fan by any means, but enjoy watching the game every year ( didn't even know who was playing until a few days ago).
What is with these crappy " performers" and burlesque shows?
Kids watch this for crying out loud.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2013, 08:45:51 PM »
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2013, 08:53:35 PM »
Seriously, if that weak "burlesque show" offended you.....wow.  I'd barely consider that racy.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2013, 09:02:08 PM »
No wardrobe malfuntion? :(

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2013, 09:07:20 PM »
No wardrobe malfuntion? :(

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2013, 09:23:12 PM »
Seriously, if that weak "burlesque show" offended you.....wow.  I'd barely consider that racy.

I didn't think it was that bad, either.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2013, 09:28:43 PM »
I think all the stripper/singers plugged in their hair straighteners and shorted the circuit.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2013, 09:39:17 PM »
I hold any artist that thinks they rate going by a single name suspect.  ;/

That said,  and not knowing the first thing about her,  she's definitely easy on the eyes.

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2013, 09:53:38 PM »
I hold any artist that thinks they rate going by a single name suspect.  ;/

Yeah! Like, Beethoven.  =D
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2013, 09:54:40 PM »
She is a looker...and accoring to Wiki, a descendant of Joseph Broussard...the original ragin Cajun.

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2013, 10:03:57 PM »
Yeah! Like, Beethoven.  =D

Touche    :P

Limit it to the past century


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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2013, 10:07:10 PM »
She is a looker...and accoring to Wiki, a descendant of Joseph Broussard...the original ragin Cajun.

And she has a last name that apparently the "popular" press chooses not to use because that lets us all be on a first-name basis with her.

Beetoven has a first name, but it uses up too much fund-raising time on the PBS classical music stations to say it.  U&nlike that Bach family, where you often can't keep them straight even when you use all three names.

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2013, 10:28:00 PM »
Budweiser has failed me.

Not a single Clydesdale or talking reptile. 

Fail.

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2013, 10:32:50 PM »
Budweiser has failed me.

Not a single Clydesdale or talking reptile. 

Fail.

You missed the Clydesdale commercial.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2013, 10:35:11 PM »
You missed the Clydesdale commercial.

Only saw the lame Black Crown and Superstition ones.

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2013, 10:40:29 PM »
Touche    :P

Limit it to the past century

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There are also some rather well-known Russians that are generally referred to by one name (Prokofiev, Shostakovich, Rachmaninoff, etc.) but they're better known as composers rather than performers.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2013, 10:53:16 PM »
Bono. The Edge (still only counts as one!).  Madonna.  Cher. Oprah. Ochocinco.

Call it a matter of taste.  I think the most pretentious ones are also the most annoying.

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2013, 11:21:28 PM »
No brass pole for the strippers on stage.  Bummer. 
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2013, 11:46:43 PM »
The fact that you don't know a performers first or last name doesn't mean they "go by" one name.

Just off the top o' the head, Rachmaninoff's first name was Sergei. Beyonce Knowles' last name is, uh, can't remember.
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2013, 01:47:33 AM »
Youre not being sex positive enough InfidelSerf!

Seriously this is the society that dresses their kids up for halloween as little pimps and hos. That should answer your question. Gotta push sex in everything, dont care about kids watching.

Unless it's the school teachers on their own time and in a private location. Then the world freaking ends.

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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2013, 01:59:25 AM »
Since I'm floating around on the ocean, and also because I'm not much of a sports watcher, what did I miss?
Also, since when do people go around calling each other by their full name? Why is it weird that a singer is known by their first name?  ???
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Re: Superbowl halftime-sex and sucky sound standard.
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2013, 02:07:19 AM »
Also, since when do people go around calling each other by their full name? Why is it weird that a singer is known by their first name?  ???


If you're actually talking to a person, then using just the first or last name would be normal. When you're talking about someone that isn't in your immediate social circle, you won't just say "Johnny," because people won't know if you mean Johnny Depp or Johnny Cash. Even if they have an unusual front name, like "Beyonce," using just the first name implies a familiarity that you probably don't have with that person. Calling Beethoven by his family name does not.

Then we have people like Madonna, that purposefully choose a one-name nom de celebrity.
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