Author Topic: 158 lbs. doesnt sound like all that much... (Read 6198 times)

grislyatoms · « **on:** September 13, 2011, 03:06:37 PM »

Until you put it in a 7 foot long box 12" x 32" and you can't get your arms around it...x2 plus mattresses . "Team Lift" on the boxes.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I need a beer.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:48:01 PM »

The leverage advantage that low-density objects have on you is the killer.

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:36:48 PM »

I put the bodies in old oil drums instead of boxes. A lot easier to move that way, and it's also recycling.

Jamie B · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:02:50 PM »

We just toss them off the back of a ruck in the back 40 and toss on some lime.....

MrsSmith · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:23:27 PM »

Boat ride. Cement blocks. Couple dozen feet of anchor chain.

Bigjake · « **Reply #5 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:45:15 PM »

Cutting them into smallish bits makes them more manageable. Why wrestle with the whole weight

Jamie B · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:58:48 PM »

Wood chipper ala Fargo (they work best in the clean, white snow)!

Twycross · « **Reply #7 on:** September 13, 2011, 07:26:36 PM »

Quote from: Bigjake on September 13, 2011, 05:45:15 PM

Cutting them into smallish bits makes them more manageable. Why wrestle with the whole weight

This. Plus, several smaller holes are easier to dig than one large one.

freakazoid · « **Reply #8 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:17:57 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vZU13uow0

Unfortunately it isn't the whole part but the last little bit.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #9 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:35:32 PM »

Don't forget to toss the feet and shoes up into Vancouver harbor just to mess with 'em.

Bigjake · « **Reply #10 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:48:19 PM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on September 13, 2011, 09:35:32 PM

Don't forget to toss the feet and shoes up into Vancouver harbor just to mess with 'em.

LMAO

We had a similar thing years back, with body parts washing ashore on the southern Lake Erie coast, compliments of mobsters in Deee-troit.

zxcvbob · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:50:14 PM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on September 13, 2011, 09:35:32 PM

Don't forget to toss the feet and shoes up into Vancouver harbor just to mess with 'em.

http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:27:25 PM »

Deep, water filled strip pit.
Plastic sheeting.
several bags of quick-crete cement mix
just another rock on the bottom of a strip mine pit.

Azrael256 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2011, 11:48:45 PM »

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

grislyatoms · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:22:42 AM »

Got the corpses all bolted together. The slats are giving me a little trouble. "Look screw pattern, arrange to fit". uh... the patterns are identical...

Oh hell I can't win.
But kiddo is sleeping on her new bed and new memory foam mattress. I guess I'll live. Screwing down slats will wait 'til tomorrow.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:25:51 AM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on September 13, 2011, 09:35:32 PM

Don't forget to toss the feet and shoes up into Vancouver harbor just to mess with 'em.

I thought it was supposed to be a water-filled Missouri rock quarry.

Azrael256 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:30:24 AM »

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But kiddo is sleeping on her new bed

OH, it's flat-pack furniture. Got it.

Did you get a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs?

grislyatoms · « **Reply #17 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Azrael256 on September 14, 2011, 12:30:24 AM

OH, it's flat-pack furniture. Got it.

Did you get a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs?

Nah, I have a life-long supply already. Just peeked in on kiddo, she is sleeping peacefully on her new 158 lb. platform bed/mattress. Actually, with the mattress, 188 lbs. Guess I shouldn't tell her it came in a box, she may be unable to sleep.

grislyatoms · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:02:57 PM »

1st bed together in 3 hours or so. 2nd bed together in 1hr 23 minutes.

A few more times and I bet I could get it down to under an hour.

Missing a 1/2" socket. I'm thinking it may have inadvertently ended up in the boxes/packing material that are now well on the way to the landfill. Rats, I probably use that socket more than any other...

AJ Dual · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:53:38 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on September 14, 2011, 12:25:51 AM

I thought it was supposed to be a water-filled Missouri rock quarry.

No, that's for whole helicopters.

Jamie B · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM »

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1st bed together in 3 hours or so.

With instructions in Chinese.

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2nd bed together in 1hr 23 minutes.

Without Chinese instructions.

grislyatoms · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2011, 04:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Jamie B on September 15, 2011, 03:57:53 PM

With instructions in Chinese.
Without Chinese instructions.

grislyatoms · « **Reply #22 on:** September 15, 2011, 05:27:07 PM »

Everything's done. Just finished vacuuming, replaced the flourescent bulbs in the kitchen, 2 loads of laundry and a load of dishes. <Thumbs twiddling> Don't have to get kiddo for an hour or so. Too wound up to read. Still can't find that socket.

Scout26 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 15, 2011, 06:30:15 PM »

Maybe you should reload some ammo?

grislyatoms · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2011, 07:49:59 PM »

Quote from: scout26 on September 15, 2011, 06:30:15 PM

Maybe you should reload some ammo?

I threw away all my powder and primers after the flood. Hey! But I could de-prime and polish some brass

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