R.I.P. Scout26
Hmm. No way, doing so would only encourage you to have more children and not look for work!On the other hand, can you wear a pink tutu and pull a chariot? It would be way cool to commute that way. No, wait, that's a job...so you want me to pay you to do nothing? That doesn't make any sense, I have to do something to earn the money, why do I have to give it away so you don't work?
WHAT...THE...F$&@ is that?!?! Its eyes follow me! Kill it with fire!
Sorry, job's been filled.
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".