Dude, seriously? Weren't you on a tear last week, about people getting sidetracked on marriage issues?
Yeah, but that was because those icky socons are all judgmental by not cheer-leading wife-swapping and serial buggery of farm animals(1).
You see, it is terribly important to alienate the largest subset of the conservative base while at the same time getting the Krayzee on with the birthers.
Sure-to-win formula:
1. Alienate largest sub-set of one's coalition for the hordes of
unicorns socially liberal/fiscally conservative types.
2. Jump in bed with the birthers.
3.
4. POTUS in 2012!
(1) Is this perhaps a distinction without a difference for "fiscally conservative/socially liberal" types?
Who are we to say that can't marry a Holstein?