"So you're gonna tell me you don't have no black cats? No Roman candles, or screaming Mimis? Ah come on man... you don't got no ladyfingers, fuzzbuttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-do-das, or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there owning a firework stand and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsydaisers -- with or without the scooter stick -- or one single whistling kittychaser?"