Author Topic: How do you shower (Read 9001 times)

bratch · « **on:** March 21, 2005, 01:33:03 PM »

Soap or shampoo first?

spacemanspiff · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2005, 01:47:39 PM »

first i use water. straight soap or shampoo just dries out the skin.

yesterdaysyouth · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2005, 02:41:26 PM »

all soap...

cfabe · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2005, 03:51:20 PM »

shampoo first

jamz · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2005, 04:32:41 PM »

shampoo, soap. Work from the top down basically. Then a manicure, swedish massage form one of the NE patriots cheerleaders who was too good looking to qualify for the squad. A cigar, a guinness, and a medium rare steak. A nice fart.

What was the question again?

Love, James

atek3 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2005, 04:44:40 PM »

Wet my hair, shampoo, rinse, use body wash w/ a plastic loofah, rinse.

atek3

Azrael256 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2005, 04:46:37 PM »

Shampoo first. I use one of those shampoo/conditioner combo thingies, and it says to leave it in your hair for a few minutes.

jefnvk · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2005, 05:16:49 PM »

No soap. That Red Zone Body Wash first, then shampoo.

spacemanspiff · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2005, 07:15:29 PM »

well i can see i'm more hetero than a few people here.
[evil grin]

bratch · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2005, 08:05:59 PM »

One late night at a fraternity a "Man Committee" removed a whole collection of pink and baby blue fluffy soap thingies from the shower.

These were later disposed of by fire:evil:

Wildalaska · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2005, 09:10:12 PM »

I havent bathed in 45 years, whats a shower

WildperfumeAlaska

Jason · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2005, 04:23:24 AM »

Shampoo, soap (bar and washcloth), soak if I need the wakin' up, shampoo (yes, I've got dandruff....Head and Shoulders), and out.

onions! · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2005, 04:38:38 AM »

Just soap.Haven't needed shampoo in years.

seeker_two · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2005, 06:09:30 PM »

Well, I never expected anyone to ask advice on how to clean themselves on this board... Tongue

Start at the top & work your way down... Cheesy

stevelyn · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2005, 08:37:43 PM »

Shampoo
Brush teeth
Shave
Soap

Edit to add:
Unless I'm on my days off and going into the banyo (steambath) instead, then it's:
Get a roaring fire going in the barrel stove until the sides turn red.
Wait for tub of water on top of stove to get hot.
Fill water barrels with fresh cold water.
Place beer in water barrels to keep cold.
Wait for banyo temperature to reach 180 or better.
Sit in banyo BSing and drinking beer with friends and co workers splashing stove and rocks with water from time to time.
Then it's shampoo, shave and soap. Cheesy

doczinn · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2005, 04:48:58 AM »

1. run water over my head
2. dry off

any questions?

roo_ster · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2005, 05:11:51 AM »

My hair is to short to bother with shampoo. It's also kinda sparse.

My Daily Ablutions
1. Wash head, face, & neck with bar soap & rinse off
2. Lather up shavable parts of face with either straight bar soap or round soap & shaving brush
3. Lather up rest of body with bar soap
4. Shave off whiskers with disposable Gillette razor
5. Rinse off entire body
6. Towel off

If I really want a good scrubbing, I use a rough wash cloth when lathering up.

The bar soap I use depends on the time of year and frequency of showers. In the winter, I will use unscented Oil of Olay bar soap to keep from drying out and will use the same if I am showering 2+ times a day. In warmer months, I will use the cheapest non-moisturizing bar soap I can get at Costco.

I find a mirror superfluous for shaving.

Wingshooter · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2005, 05:38:21 AM »

Wow, the post that I'll respond to...

Wash body, shave head, shave face, rinse off, towel off.

Use liquid soap to wash, conditioner to shave head and face, and water to rinse.

Waitone · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2005, 09:42:31 AM »

--Wake up.
--Stand under shower in a catatonic state (haven't figured how to drink coffee in shower).
--Lather hair
--Lather, wash bod, rinse bod.
--Rinse hair
--Rub face with ScotchBright Green pad in preparation for shaving face.
--Exit shower

Vodka7 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2005, 11:12:48 AM »

Wake up, smoke, pour a glass of orange juice, shave, shower (Irish Spring, then Head and Shoulders; if my hair is really nasty it goes shampoo, conditioner (left in), shower, wash out conditioner), brush teeth.

Surprising amount of loofah users here

Also, I never knew that one was supposed to leave conditioner in for a few minutes until my girlfriend taught me--one of the great many new things I have since been trained to do.

Newt · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2005, 12:11:58 PM »

Shampoo... bar soap... rinse both... done

Andrew Wyatt · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2005, 05:25:51 PM »

Acetone and sandpaper.

Phyphor · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2005, 05:34:29 PM »

Angle grinder + solvent = ......

Tongue

....something you don't wanna take into a shower.

grampster · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2005, 05:38:37 PM »

what Jamz said.

jsalcedo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2005, 10:00:59 AM »

One of those industrial floors scrubbing brushes with lava hand soap.

Then I use the commercial grade anti-bacterial handsoap to wash hair and beard.

The water is so hard here it takes something extra to feel clean.

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Author Topic: How do you shower (Read 9001 times)

Jason

onions!