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Message from America: We Hate Liberals
Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Posted by Frank J. on January 20, 2010 at 1:03 pm
10. “Obviously, this is just because Coakley is such a horrible candidate. So how do you get a shotgun in your mouth and also reach the trigger?”
9. “Now don’t you wish we went with the Weekend at Bernie’s solution to Ted Kennedy’s seat?”
8. “Don’t they know other countries love me?”
7. “But this doesn’t mean much, right? You said Massachusetts is a red state… Oh, you meant the other kind of red. Yeah, I guess we’re screwed.”
6. “That’s it, man. Game over, man; game over! What the @#$% are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?”
5. “Don’t they understand this is only going to make me want to lost them jobs and destroy their health care all the more?”
4. “I should have expected this from people who bitterly cling to chowder and the Irish.”
3. “I’m sure Gibbs will be able to spin this after he stops vomiting and urinating on himself.”
2. “This is just the sort of time you pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and blame Bush for everything all the harder.”
And the number one thing overheard at the White House during Scott Brown’s win…
“This is why I hate America.”
