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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2010, 11:08:32 PM »
Though the Chernobyl explosion happened a quarter century ago, high levels of radiation remain in the region’s vegetation. And wild boars are especially susceptible because of their proclivity for mushrooms and truffles, which are especially efficient at absorbing radiation.

Wild boar, fed on truffles.  Are they hot enough to cook themselves?  It's like a Heater Meal!

Honestly, if I were a German in my 70s or 80s, I'd eat them; cancer takes time.
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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2010, 10:48:18 AM »
Yes, but what CALIBER of depleted uranium?
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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2010, 11:06:08 AM »
Meanwhile momma was getting down on Kellie Pickle about having a big butt and didn't I think she had a big butt.

I couldn't tell if Kellie Pickle was a friend of yours, or a celebrity, so I goggled. If you're talking about Kellie Pickler, I must say she looks pretty fit to me.

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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2010, 11:21:15 AM »

Regarding my career as a test subject, I must warn you all that I am very bad at tests.

Don't worry....it's a test of mortality....everyone fails that one....
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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2010, 01:39:39 PM »
What kind of tests do you have trouble with?
Turing?
Urine?
IQ?
Taste?
Inquiring minds want to know.

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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2010, 02:08:24 PM »
Crap! I can never remember the answer to that one.  :facepalm:
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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2010, 02:48:23 PM »
What kind of tests do you have trouble with?
Turing?
Urine?
IQ?
Taste?
Inquiring minds want to know.
wait, you mean there are tests that aren't urine based? well that must be why i flunked. :facepalm:

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Re: Field Trip!
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2010, 05:55:50 PM »
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What kind of tests do you have trouble with?
Turing?
Urine?
IQ?
Taste?
Inquiring minds want to know.


wait, you mean there are tests that aren't urine based? well that must be why i flunked. :facepalm:

I studied, day & night, for my blood test.  Don't know, but I think they were confused because I got an AB.  At least it was better than the "Genteleman's C" I was expecting.

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