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Presidential Drive Bys
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:50:24 PM »
This week in Presidential drive bys:







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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2015, 03:55:19 PM »
Obama always looks dorky no matter what he's doing. Maybe it's because I don't like him.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2015, 04:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Kingcreek on August 22, 2015, 03:55:19 PM
Obama always looks dorky no matter what he's doing. Maybe it's because I don't like him.
No. No I'm fairly certain it's because whatever he does he looks like Urkel grew up to be president.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2015, 04:44:42 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on August 22, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
No. No I'm fairly certain it's because whatever he does he looks like Urkel grew up to be president.

This.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2015, 04:55:49 PM »
He should get a mountain bike or a motorcycle or something. And some real jeans. And a shirt that doesn't look like he bought it at Lane Bryant.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2015, 05:14:05 PM »
Putin may be a tough-guy thug, but he still looks a little worried in that sub. 
I wonder if it's a Russian design?
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2015, 05:21:04 PM »
I don't think Putin has any other expression. Pretty much just the one face and that's it.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2015, 05:54:47 PM »
Why do they have a roll of toilet paper mounted behind the seat in the sub?
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2015, 05:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on August 22, 2015, 05:54:47 PM
Why do they have a roll of toilet paper mounted behind the seat in the sub?

To wipe condensation off the inside of the canopy ...?   =|
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2015, 06:07:04 PM »
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2015, 06:11:51 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on August 22, 2015, 05:58:25 PM
To wipe condensation off the inside of the canopy ...?   =|

Yup.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2015, 06:14:04 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on August 22, 2015, 05:58:25 PM
To wipe condensation off the inside of the canopy ...?   =|

Quote from: Ben on August 22, 2015, 06:11:51 PM
Yup.


Waz for chuckles.   =(
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2015, 06:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on August 22, 2015, 06:14:04 PM

Waz for chuckles.   =(

Well, ya never know actually. Depending on how long their endurance is, they might have a bucket with a lid in there.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2015, 06:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 22, 2015, 06:31:46 PM
Well, ya never know actually. Depending on how long their endurance is, they might have a bucket with a lid in there.

Could be what they're using for a seat  ;)
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2015, 06:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on August 22, 2015, 06:34:37 PM
Could be what they're using for a seat  ;)

One costing $700?

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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2015, 10:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 22, 2015, 06:31:46 PM
Well, ya never know actually. Depending on how long their endurance is, they might have a bucket with a lid in there.

I served with a fellow submariner that had done a tour with the DSV/DSRV group and had done some a few "bottom of the *expletive deleted*ing ocean" dives.
He told me that when an old salt got to take a new fish down on a deep dive for the first time the old salt had the privilege of shitting in a bag and requiring the new fish to carry it off with the trash at the end of the dive.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2015, 10:08:19 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on August 22, 2015, 06:36:46 PM
One costing $700?

stay safe.

Guess it would depend on what came in the five gallon plastic bucket  =|
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2015, 10:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on August 22, 2015, 10:08:19 PM
Guess it would depend on what came in the five gallon plastic bucket  =|

Sub bucket seats are not sold by the same people who sell space station seats?

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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2015, 10:13:03 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on August 22, 2015, 10:10:51 PM
Sub bucket seats are not sold by the same people who sell space station seats?

stay safe.

Space station seats cost a hell of a lot more than $700.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2015, 02:09:38 AM »
Quote from: Ben on July 25, 1974, 07:35:02 PM


I swear that this is what I hear when I look at that photo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM

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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2015, 12:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on August 23, 2015, 02:09:38 AM
I swear that this is what I hear when I look at that photo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM



Absolutely.
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2015, 02:35:45 PM »
Quote from: Ben on August 22, 2015, 03:50:24 PM
This week in Presidential drive bys:






Everytime I see Obama I here this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfpn4l8sCZ0
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2015, 06:54:40 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on August 22, 2015, 05:21:04 PM
I don't think Putin has any other expression. Pretty much just the one face and that's it.


The face that means "if this doesn't meet my expectations, no one will ever knew you existed at all".  I mean, let's face it, for being a wee little guy, Putin is scary as a tiger...wearing a suicide vest...in late stage rabies...advancing on you ahead of a lava flow...and you are holding her cubs....and shaking them....and you are nude...,and covered in BBQ sauce.
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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2015, 08:02:18 PM »
Quote from: birdman on August 23, 2015, 06:54:40 PM
The face that means "if this doesn't meet my expectations, no one will ever knew you existed at all".  I mean, let's face it, for being a wee little guy, Putin is scary as a tiger...wearing a suicide vest...in late stage rabies...advancing on you ahead of a lava flow...and you are holding her cubs....and shaking them....and you are nude...,and covered in BBQ sauce.

Do you have this dream often?
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Re: Presidential Drive Bys
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2015, 09:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on August 23, 2015, 08:02:18 PM
Do you have this dream often?

No...most of the time I'm standing in sort of greek God robes surrounded by hundreds of naked women screaming my name and throwing tiny pickles at me.
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