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The Spam filter is leaking:
« on: June 18, 2019, 12:33:15 PM »
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Dear Sir/Madam

Please reconfirm to us if truly you have not received your inheritance
or contract sum, we are sorry for the inconvenience you have been
going through, our duty is to ensure that all foreign contractors are
paid their contract sums in due time. Please send us the below
information as regard to the transfer of your found True ATM cash
found as designated.

1. Your full Name:
2. Contact Home Address:
3. Your passport or your Driver's License.
4. Your Cell-phone Number.

Also have in mind that the Federal Reserve Bank of New York equally
have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking
terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Thank you very much for your
anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent
response to this matter.

Yours Sincerely

Mr Abbey Smith

Director ATM CARD Department


Since the FRB in New York sounds shady, I'm going to have him send it to me in small, unmarked, non-sequential bills.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2019, 08:14:01 PM by Amy Schumer »
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2019, 01:34:55 PM »
Well, he spelled ATM CARD Department with "card" in all caps, so it must be legitimate.
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2019, 03:02:50 PM »
I saw the thread title and thought "No, that was just me posting."
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2019, 03:11:36 PM »
Wow!!!  I just got $3,467,856.23 deposited to my savings account that I just opened special for the deposit Ibrahim Mohammed sent me.  Any of yoos gyz want any toyz?
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2019, 08:09:20 PM »
Did it actually make it through your spam filters?  Except for the passport request and its length*, it looks like it was pretty well crafted to slip through.

Yes?

No?

* Would putting CARD in caps contribute to triggering the filter?
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2019, 08:11:04 PM »
Yes, hence the thread title.  Probably because there is/are no clickable link(s).
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2019, 05:38:43 AM »
OK, thanks.
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2019, 07:43:41 AM »
Yeah, you're right. That's some leak...

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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2019, 08:10:45 AM »
I still wish they'd make plastic lids for the cans.
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2019, 01:04:54 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on June 19, 2019, 08:10:45 AM
I still wish they'd make plastic lids for the cans.
I wish they'd put a tannerite capsule inside so when I did what's proper to the can they'd be some noise added to the spatter . . .  [ar15]
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2019, 01:20:28 PM »
Fried Spam (and bologna too) ROX!
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Re: The Spam filter is leaking:
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2019, 03:07:49 PM »
Spam and eggs fried in butter was a staple breakfast at winter camp when I was in Scouts.

I'll still have it occasionally when the weather is crappy and I feel like abusing my heart even worse than I already do.
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