So, I get a screechy, panic laden e-mail from the Democrats... It's a gem...
"We'll make this quick.
Ron DeSantis just raised a horrifying $20 MILLION in just a handful of months.
We hate to alarm you, but this is the kind of cash that could buy him the presidency -- and make it more difficult for us to take back the House.
It makes us sick just thinking about it.
So we just launched a plan to make desperate Republican schemes to buy their way into power (and keep the House!) completely BACKFIRE.
Here's our plan: We're calling on Democrats to confirm their 2023 Membership status with a $3 gift to the DCCC to help elect House Democrats. If 8,041 Democrats take advantage before our deadline, we could completely OUTRAISE DeSantis, prove we're going to stop extremists like him from EVER barging back into power, and hand House Republican loyalists a HUMILIATING defeat. We know we can send DeSantis and Republicans a message they will never forget, but ONLY if we can outraise them in the fight for control of the House. Will you rush $3 to the DCCC to confirm your 2023 Democratic Membership status?"
Don't you just love that? They're crying about how Republicans are trying to buy their way into power...
So they're begging for money... so that they can buy their way into power.
*expletive deleted*ing dumbassed hypocrites. I HATE Democrats. I really do.