I got some good gigglesnorts outta few of these.
* Skip the blacko, vote the wacko.
* Nader: because corporations selling you cool stuff is the REAL terrorism.
* Six more months of military experience than Bill Clinton.
* Kooky like Ron Paul, but without all that annoying liberty crap.
* Spoilernator III: Rise of the Lunatics
* Because I Can
* Looking 90, acting 12.
* Just a hooded sweatshirt and a stick of dynamite away from being the Unabomber.
* Nader: homonymically synonymous with "rock bottom".
* FOR working families, AGAINST the corporations that sign their paychecks.
* He won't start every sentence with "I served in Vietnam".
* I'm John McCain, and I approved this candidacy.
* Nader: he's never worked for a living either.
* Like Barack's really going to miss .3% of the vote.
