Idaho Man Blames Wild Sex for Car Crash

[RadioFreeSeaLab]

Usually the news stories I post are maddening or depressing.  This one just made me laugh.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297259,00.html

MOSCOW, Idaho   A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his car for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.

Joshua D. Frank, who is living in a trailer parked on the Latah County Fairgrounds, pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. That's after he left the vehicle at the site of the mishap. He was fined $188.

Frank told Moscow Police Department officers that he was driving the vehicle near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Frank told authorities that the actions of the pair in the back caused the Blazer, which "was top heavy anyway," to become "tippy" and lose control.

Frank left the accident scene with a minor head wound and returned to his trailer.

The other two occupants of the vehicle were treated for injuries, according to the affidavit, though further information on their condition wasn't available.

[Balog]

Everyone who's surprised this guy lives in a trailer raise your hand.

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[SteveS]

Everyone who's surprised this guy lives in a trailer raise your hand.

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...and he is a carny. 

[Perd Hapley]

I told you heathen that sex is naughty and dangerous.   

[Mabs2]

I wish I could blame more tragedies on wild sex. =\

[RadioFreeSeaLab]

Seriously.

[Balog]

If I ever have to file an accident report, "wild sex" would be a great thing to be able to put as cause. Of course, I'd rather be participating in the sex rather than just letting two people go at it in the back of my truck like this tool.....

[Tallpine]

Well, at least he wasn't talking on his cellphone ... 

[Perd Hapley]

Well, at least he wasn't talking on his cellphone ...   

Of course he was.  You're telling me a guy has two people in his back seat doin' it, and doesn't call up his friends?   

[Tallpine]

Okay ... well maybe we really do need a law against driving and talking on your cellphone at the same time that your friends are having sex in the back seat.

(with extra points off your license if all of this is happening in the bench seat of a standard cab pickup  )