It would be unconscionable for me to have any kind of Nazi paraphernalia, or weapons potentially used by the Reich, in my home.
Okeydokey. I figured it was something patently silly like that. Of course, you do know that you're typing that bit of self-righteousness from a computer with Communist Chinese parts inside it, don't you?
I have a Trapdoor Springfield in one of my gun safes, right next to a Waffenampt-marked Byf-42 K98 Mauser. I would imagine that Trapdoor made us look like, oh,
saints to the Native Americans of the West after about 1873, 'ya suppose?
Even my gun-owning Jewish friends can be found owning a Mauser, Luger, or Walther, so I know it ain't the Holocaust thing when people post such tripe. So, yeah, I've pretty much quit ascribing evil intentions to simple tools. That's so last week, weak-minded, and eerily reminiscent of what the Liberal Dems do with their description of "assault weapons" and so forth. The damned things are pure killing machines, possessed of the devil! Get thee behind me, Satan!
Of course, in lieu of an exorcism and the subsequent costs, I've put a webcam on my gunsafes, lest they bust loose when I'm gone and fill the streets with the blood of innocents. Damned Nazi Mausers, you just can't trust 'em. I figure I'm going straight to hell, because you know my tools of steel and wood are
so evil, be they the Trapdoor Springfield that decimated the American Indian, the 1918 DWM Luger that figured into WWI, the K98 Mausers of WWII, the Bulgarian and Romanian Kalashnikovs of a now-fallen Warsaw Pact, or the little Norinco SKS that just oozes evil from its Oingo-Boingo wood stock every chance it gets. Cheese & Rice!
But it does give me something to blog about tonight, so I do appreciate that!
