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Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« on: September 27, 2007, 04:40:11 AM »
Nasty cough, nasty run-in with the law

from:  http://www.newsobserver.com/news/story/717727.html
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Thomasi McDonald, Staff Writer

MORRISVILLE - When Morrisville police officer Chris Gill handed him a ticket, Kent Kauffman coughed. Next thing Kauffman knew, Gill was charging him with assault on a government official.

Gill contends Kauffman intentionally coughed on him three times. According to Gill's report, Kauffman looked into the officer's eyes before "hacking" in his face, Morrisville spokeswoman Stacie Galloway said Wednesday.

Kauffman acknowledges that he coughed two or three times from the window of his Dodge minivan Tuesday but said it was toward Gill's waist.

"He says I coughed in his face," Kauffman said. "But that would only work if he had a 4-foot-long face."

Kauffman said that Gill cuffed him and threw him into the side of the patrol car, and that he ended up on the ground.

"It knocked the wind out of me," he said. "He kept yelling at me to get up. I told him, 'I can't move, man, I'm sick.' "

Kauffman, an accountant for Accountemps in Chapel Hill, said he developed a cough after his dog, Blair, died of kidney failure last week. He said he was still stricken Tuesday but went to work because he needed the cash.

Kauffman was traveling on McCrimmon Parkway just after 8 a.m. when Gill pulled him over for not wearing a seat belt. Gill charged Kauffman with a Class misdemeanor. If convicted, he could spend up to 60 days in jail.

Webster's dictionary says that to cough means to expel air suddenly and noisily from the lungs through the glottis, either as the result of an involuntary muscular spasm in the throat or to clear the air passages. A Wake County judge will decide the intent behind Kauffman's cough.
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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 05:23:56 AM »
Why did they define coughing at the end?  I guess the writer needed a reminder so he left the reference in. 
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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 09:44:46 AM »
Why did they define coughing at the end?  I guess the writer needed a reminder so he left the reference in. 
Maybe thinking the ruling might hinge on the technical definition of a cough, as to whether the cough was voluntary or involuntary? Of course who defines whether it was or wasn't, and if the alleged cougher expelled any lung cheese on the police officer, which may be why the officer charged him in the first place. Utterly disgusting? Yes. Chargeable offense? Don't think so.
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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 12:48:40 PM »
A Wake County judge will decide the intent behind Kauffman's cough shortly after letting a rapist or murderer out on parole.
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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 12:51:55 PM »
Coughing on a cop = assault with bodily fluids.... if the cop wishes to press the issue.  Whether or not he actually did cough on the cop, the cop can claim it and who can really dispute it?
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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 01:13:56 PM »
The time has come for common-sense restrictions on these deadly assault coughs.   
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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2007, 03:06:09 PM »
wonder if there is video from patrol car?or even audio  might say a lot

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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2007, 05:32:23 PM »
The time has come for common-sense restrictions on these deadly assault coughs.   

Hell yea,

we definitely need Cough suppressors..

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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 08:40:08 PM »
What we need are cops who cannot be brought down by a mere cough or stray droplet of phlegm...


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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2007, 04:07:20 PM »
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we definitely need Cough suppressors

Yeah, but you'll need a $200 tax stamp to buy one ...  rolleyes
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Re: Charged with assault.....for coughing?
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2007, 07:37:09 PM »
I did some work for Accountemps a long time ago. Odd as I have no accounting qualifications.
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