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Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: El Tejon on May 18, 2006, 05:19:48 AM
Early this morning I was in the El Tejon Memorial Reading Room and Meditation Center reading the lastest issue of Indiana Lawyer the publication for the Indianapolis Bar Association.  I noted that the ACLU is looking for a new executive director for the Indiana Chapter.

I have sent my resume in.  Hmmm, wonder what the first and only civil rights issue will be under my tenure?Cheesy
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: Guest on May 18, 2006, 05:37:56 AM
"Hmmm, wonder what the first and only civil rights issue will be under my tenure?"

The right to have arms around the young and nubile while eating sushi?  Smiley
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: Preacherman on May 18, 2006, 05:52:45 AM
No, no, no, Steve . . .  the right for ET to have his arms around the young and nubile while treating them like sushi!

Cheesy
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: Chris on May 18, 2006, 06:07:02 AM
Nah, he can't get the job.  Have to pass the counting test to get hired on by the ACLU.  1...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...

El T would just say 1...2...4...5...6

Cheesy
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: El Tejon on May 18, 2006, 06:25:34 AM
Sushi?  Actually she wants to go to a Turkish place this Friday.  As to whether my hands will be all over her--a gentleman never tells!:D  (Plus, if you shut up, you'll get more action).Smiley

Counting test?  I hope I can use my notes!
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: crt360 on May 18, 2006, 01:45:56 PM
Quote from: El Tejon
I have sent my resume in.  Hmmm, wonder what the first and only civil rights issue will be under my tenure?Cheesy
I bet it has something to do with protecting hilljacks' right to park boats and other large unsightly vehicles on their front lawn.
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: Monkeyleg on May 18, 2006, 01:52:04 PM
El Tejon, I suspect the only way you'd get the job is to wear an Alan Dershowitz costume and plaster your car with "Dean '04" stickers. Wink
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: Mabs2 on May 18, 2006, 02:45:52 PM
You could always open up a Mexican Resturaunt...
For some reason, I always crave tacos when I see your name.....
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: crt360 on May 18, 2006, 03:00:03 PM
Quote from: mbs357
You could always open up a Mexican Resturaunt...
For some reason, I always crave tacos when I see your name.....
check it out:  http://www.coloradoeats.com/El_Tejon/Index.html
Title: New gig for Tejon?
Post by: ...has left the building. on May 19, 2006, 02:31:50 AM
But who would get me out of jail all the time then? Wink