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« on: May 18, 2006, 05:19:48 AM »
Early this morning I was in the El Tejon Memorial Reading Room and Meditation Center reading the lastest issue of Indiana Lawyer the publication for the Indianapolis Bar Association.  I noted that the ACLU is looking for a new executive director for the Indiana Chapter.

I have sent my resume in.  Hmmm, wonder what the first and only civil rights issue will be under my tenure?Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2006, 05:37:56 AM »
"Hmmm, wonder what the first and only civil rights issue will be under my tenure?"

The right to have arms around the young and nubile while eating sushi?  Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2006, 05:52:45 AM »
No, no, no, Steve . . .  the right for ET to have his arms around the young and nubile while treating them like sushi!

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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2006, 06:07:02 AM »
Nah, he can't get the job.  Have to pass the counting test to get hired on by the ACLU.  1...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...

El T would just say 1...2...4...5...6

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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2006, 06:25:34 AM »
Sushi?  Actually she wants to go to a Turkish place this Friday.  As to whether my hands will be all over her--a gentleman never tells!:D  (Plus, if you shut up, you'll get more action).Smiley

Counting test?  I hope I can use my notes!
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2006, 01:45:56 PM »
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I have sent my resume in.  Hmmm, wonder what the first and only civil rights issue will be under my tenure?Cheesy
I bet it has something to do with protecting hilljacks' right to park boats and other large unsightly vehicles on their front lawn.
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2006, 01:52:04 PM »
El Tejon, I suspect the only way you'd get the job is to wear an Alan Dershowitz costume and plaster your car with "Dean '04" stickers. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2006, 02:45:52 PM »
You could always open up a Mexican Resturaunt...
For some reason, I always crave tacos when I see your name.....
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2006, 03:00:03 PM »
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You could always open up a Mexican Resturaunt...
For some reason, I always crave tacos when I see your name.....
check it out:  http://www.coloradoeats.com/El_Tejon/Index.html
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2006, 02:31:50 AM »
But who would get me out of jail all the time then? Wink
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