Author Topic: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness (Read 10556 times)

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #25 on:** May 05, 2013, 08:42:02 AM »

Wood Working

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #26 on:** May 06, 2013, 07:13:09 AM »

Welfare Avoidance

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #27 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:16:55 PM »

Teamwork: Work together as if your life depends on it... IT DOES.

I don't get how that was included. It doesn't sound very Ron-like.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:26:19 PM »

Teamwork: Work together as if your life depends on it... IT DOES.

I don't get how that was included. It doesn't sound very Ron-like.

It's cold and outcome-oriented. That's Swanson.

cordex · « **Reply #29 on:** May 07, 2013, 07:31:43 PM »

Teamwork: Work together as if your life depends on it... IT DOES.

I don't get how that was included. It doesn't sound very Ron-like.

Ron likes sports. I think it refers to that context, not general teamwork.

Fly320s · « **Reply #30 on:** May 07, 2013, 08:42:03 PM »

Ron likes sports. I think it refers to that context, not general teamwork.

And war.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #31 on:** May 08, 2013, 07:49:16 AM »

Selfishness: Take what's yours.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #32 on:** May 09, 2013, 08:12:44 AM »

Haircuts: 3 acceptable styles: High and Tight, Crew Cut and Buzz Cut.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #33 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:00:01 AM »

Greatness Itself: The best revenge

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2013, 09:16:06 AM »

Discipline: The ability to repeat a boring thing over and over again.

MillCreek · « **Reply #35 on:** May 11, 2013, 09:20:00 AM »

^^^ That's what she said!

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #36 on:** May 12, 2013, 08:55:22 AM »

Attire: Shorts over 6" are capri pants. Shorts under 6" are European.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2013, 08:06:01 AM »

Self-Reliance: Trust yourself.

Scout26 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2013, 08:14:12 AM »

You're going to post all of them aren't you?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2013, 07:51:31 AM »

You're going to post all of them aren't you?

All but two of them.

Suspicion: Do not trust anyone else.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #40 on:** May 15, 2013, 07:52:35 AM »

Cow protein.

RocketMan · « **Reply #41 on:** May 15, 2013, 07:07:25 PM »

Haircuts: 3 acceptable styles: High and Tight, Crew Cut and Buzz Cut.

Ron Swanson fail. He does not conform to his own pyramid of greatness.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 15, 2013, 08:48:11 PM »

All but two of them.

Which two are you not going to post?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #43 on:** May 15, 2013, 10:03:24 PM »

Ron Swanson fail. He does not conform to his own pyramid of greatness.

True. He has a head full of hair, like one o' them unruly baby-boomers. Buncha hippies.

Which two are you not going to post?

Guess.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #44 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:57:55 AM »

Pig protein.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #45 on:** May 17, 2013, 06:45:51 AM »

Chicken protein

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #46 on:** May 18, 2013, 07:49:23 AM »

Romantic love.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #47 on:** May 19, 2013, 08:42:51 AM »

Deer protein

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #48 on:** May 21, 2013, 08:10:17 AM »

Fish (sport only!)

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #49 on:** May 22, 2013, 08:07:37 AM »

Intensity

Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.

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