This could be a great opportunity. We buy the place, under the pretense that it will continue to operate as a college. We then invite distinguished public speakers (the Clintons, et al). Then, we saddle up for some good ol' Most Dangerous Game action.
With paintball guns, of course. 
I doubt we could afford Hillary's customary fee, plus perks.
For someone who has never really accomplished anything or successfully held any responsible public position (yes, I know she was Secretary of State, but how successful was she?), she sure is proud of herself. The mystery to me is why ANY group or organization would consider, even for one nanosecond, paying those fees and associated expenses.
