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We are all going to be roundhouse cresent kicked
« on: March 12, 2015, 07:27:39 AM »
For forgetting his birthday.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11462159/The-20-best-Chuck-Norris-facts.html

Some good memes but the real joy is Twitterdom's response - https://twitter.com/mashable/status/575302766962278400/photo/1

I'm going to check myself into the ER major trauma ward in anticipation of my visit from Chuck for forgetting his birthday.

stay safe.
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Re: We are all going to be roundhouse cresent kicked
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2015, 10:30:08 AM »
Those are two different kicks. Or are you saying that Chuck Norris is the only one who can do both at once?
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Re: We are all going to be roundhouse cresent kicked
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2015, 01:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Devonai on March 12, 2015, 10:30:08 AM
Those are two different kicks. Or are you saying that Chuck Norris is the only one who can do both at once?

Chuck Norris can do anything Chuck Norris wants to do.  The Laws of Physics bend for him, or break if necessary.

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: We are all going to be roundhouse cresent kicked
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2015, 02:58:56 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on March 12, 2015, 01:28:59 PM
Chuck Norris can do anything Chuck Norris wants to do.
Except win a fight with Bruce Lee.

(Well, maybe now . . . )
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Re: We are all going to be roundhouse cresent kicked
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2015, 06:06:03 PM »
Quote from: HankB on March 12, 2015, 02:58:56 PM
Except win a fight with Bruce Lee.

(Well, maybe now . . . )

But the fight was fixed. Everyone knows Bruce paid Chuck to lose.
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