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It's about the sand....
« on: August 13, 2009, 06:54:08 PM »
I am the public affairs person for my Government agency. I deal with the media every day and have made some observations about them. Generally they are pretty fair. They are a competitive bunch. Some are rude, but not all. There is a small minority of arrogant bastards, but most not so much. Some I really like, most I am indifferent about, and one I genuinely despise.

Some are pretty intelligent, most are middle of the road for brains.

I just got off the phone with one who is exceeding stupid.

He called to ask some follow up questions for a simple local story. I did not know the answers because I am going on leave and had someone else cover the q and a. He asked why some one else was filling in for me. I said I was getting ready for two weeks of vacation. Politely, he asked me where I was going. I replied that I was going to the beach.

Reporter    "Oh, that's great. The beach is great."

Me    "Yeah, the beach is great, I gotta get going and get my stuff packed."

Reporter   "Oh, ok, the beach is great. You know, the beach is about the sand."

Me    "Yeah, about the sand."

Reporter   "Yeah, it's about the sand."

Me   "I agree, it's about the sand. Hey, I gotta get moving, you know, get my stuff packed and all."

Reporter   "Sure, while you're at the beach, remember, the beach is about the sand."

By golly, is the most intelligent thing a reporter for a major television outlet in the second largest market in the country can say about a vacation or the beach? Is it no wonder that these slimes are fawning all over Dear Leader as if he is the Second Coming? And most alarming, the drooling masses in this country look to the likes of this hack for guidance in how to live their lives.

I end my rant thoroughly disgusted.

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 07:11:49 PM »
Beaches are made of sand.  You find sand at the beach.
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2009, 07:18:03 PM »
I like sand.

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2009, 07:20:19 PM »
Sand is wet sometimes, at the beach.

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2009, 07:25:56 PM »
Like Sand Through An Hourglass.

So are the days of our lives
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 07:33:07 PM »
I like George Sand...

Sand Tarts

Sands Guitars

The House of Sand and Fog

White Sands

Sand Castles

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Navajo Sand Paintings

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I don't like Sand Fleas...
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2009, 07:39:40 PM »
I used to have sand-colored hair.

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2009, 08:15:55 PM »
Be sure to remember sand when you're at the beach.  It really is about the sand.
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2009, 08:16:01 PM »
If you die and are buried at the beach, do you take a sand nap?
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2009, 08:21:18 PM »
Be sure not to get sand in your sandwich.
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2009, 08:22:53 PM »
Or your vagina.

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2009, 08:35:52 PM »
I hate it when that happens. 
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2009, 08:37:00 PM »
Sand in the folds. 

Not a fun way to go. 
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2009, 08:49:01 PM »
I like sand.

[Ep2 Anakin] I hate sand.  It's coarse, and rough, and irritating... and it gets EVERYWHERE. [/Ep2 Anakin]

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2009, 08:52:37 PM »
Mmmmmmmmm 
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2009, 09:38:01 PM »
Beaches are made of sand.  You find sand at the beach.
Some beaches have rocks, no sand.
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2009, 10:13:12 PM »
But since sand is just a bunch of little rocks, rocks are just big sand. 
Or young sand.









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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2009, 10:16:30 PM »
That has to beat some of the comments I have received.... and I've gotten some extremely stupid ones from people.

I swear that some people really do have a negative IQ.







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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2009, 10:32:59 PM »
Well, some beach.
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2009, 10:38:23 PM »
I wonder if the reporter is married to a celebrity I heard say she loved the beach because it was so close to the water.

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2009, 11:38:50 PM »
Are you sure you weren't supposed pick up a roll of top secret microfilm or something from him?
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2009, 10:00:05 AM »
And there's that lovely lady named Sandi...

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2009, 10:05:21 AM »
Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?

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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2009, 10:19:02 AM »
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Is it no wonder that these slimes are fawning all over Dear Leader as if he is the Second Coming?
Its all about sand telepromtor.
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Re: It's about the sand....
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2009, 11:00:35 AM »
I wonder if the reporter is married to a celebrity I heard say she loved the beach because it was so close to the water.
Yeah, because otherwise, it would be a desert.  :)
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