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Re: How do you keep the wife from washing her cell phone?
« Reply #75 on: April 26, 2009, 09:12:04 PM »
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Re: How do you keep the wife from washing her cell phone?
« Reply #76 on: April 26, 2009, 11:45:55 PM »
Think that was covered under "Oh teh noes!"
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Re: How do you keep the wife from washing her cell phone?
« Reply #77 on: April 27, 2009, 06:31:45 AM »
I just hope the "Oh teh noes!" cover the cost of replacing the washing machine....   :laugh:
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Re: How do you keep the wife from washing her cell phone?
« Reply #78 on: April 27, 2009, 07:37:56 AM »
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Re: How do you keep the wife from washing her cell phone?
« Reply #79 on: April 27, 2009, 11:03:23 PM »
I forgetted.  I also set my phone to go off every night, reminding us to look for her phone, and make sure it is dry and charged.   :rolleyes:

I will again observe the irony that my phone is my pocket every day.  Hers lives mostly in the purse.  Yet she's the one leaving it in her pocket and washing it. 
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