Author Topic: Oleg's posters are now popular with... (Read 30992 times)

Boomhauer · « **Reply #50 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:03:33 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 13, 2010, 05:35:44 PM

But so are furries.

(Sorry. No, I did not mean that. It was just low-hanging fruit, you know what I mean. )

Anyway, this is furry done right.

*expletive deleted*ck yeah, who knew Fistful was such a dirty old man?

MillCreek · « **Reply #51 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:44:21 PM »

Quote from: jfruser on April 13, 2010, 07:43:39 PM

No, he has other commitments.

He's a member of the Nalk Xulk Uk (X pronounced as a Z) , a group of Sons of the North that dresses down into casual wear and beats the living crap out of transplanted southern white trash so bold as to not cut their lawn weekly and keep a non-running auto in their driveway.

They (the NXU) are known to carry lawn care equipment and exterior paint supplies and then force the objects of their ire to neatly trim their lawns and give their homes a quick paint job. They also have the number of a tow company in their hip pocket, or so I hear.

Don't get on heir bad side.

You forgot about the floss and the NASCAR flags.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #52 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:46:37 PM »

Hey, I'm not old enough to be a dirty old man. And can I help it if my wife makes me watch movies like Mean Girls and Legally Blonde?

Boomhauer · « **Reply #53 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:49:27 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 13, 2010, 11:46:37 PM

Hey, I'm not old enough to be a dirty old man. And can I help it if my wife makes me watch movies like Mean Girls and Legally Blonde?

NOTED! You are now the whipped dirty old man.

El Tejon · « **Reply #54 on:** April 14, 2010, 10:53:31 AM »

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You forgot about the floss and the NASCAR flags.

Shaving. Don't forget the shaving!

I want you people showering, shaving, flossing your teeth, cutting and edging your lawns, picking up trash and alphabetizing your canned goods. I do not mind if they want to listen to NASCAR while you do so.

Look, if we talk about furries won't they infilitrate APS? Isn't there some Internet lore (or so The Valkyrie has told me) that one does not talk about furries as they swarm any website that discusses them?

White Horseradish · « **Reply #55 on:** April 15, 2010, 02:33:14 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 13, 2010, 05:35:44 PM

Anyway, this is furry done right.

Nope. This is:

RevDisk · « **Reply #56 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:32:46 PM »

Quote from: White Horseradish on April 15, 2010, 02:33:14 PM

Nope. This is:

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/fantasy/beast/cat/mb.htm

Ok, for the life of me, I do not understand furries. At the link, look at the actress. Then look at the makeup. How in the hell is "post" version more attractive than the pre version?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #57 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:53:23 PM »

Is it unwise to assume that pre-furry chicks look like Rose McGowan? Cause if they do...

Fly320s · « **Reply #58 on:** April 15, 2010, 05:02:14 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 15, 2010, 04:53:23 PM

Is it unwise to assume that pre-furry chicks look like Rose McGowan? Cause if they do...

You'll clean 'em up?

charby · « **Reply #59 on:** April 15, 2010, 05:06:26 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 15, 2010, 04:53:23 PM

Is it unwise to assume that pre-furry chicks look like Rose McGowan? Cause if they do...

kgbsquirrel · « **Reply #60 on:** April 15, 2010, 06:43:18 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 13, 2010, 09:30:17 PM

Even if they do get beat-downs, Black Americans, Jews, homosexuals, and other (historically) persecuted minorities are not notably pro-gun. Quite the opposite, from what I gather.

Have you ever seen Israel? I don't think you get more pro-gun than making it law that every able bodied adult male keep an select-fire FAL and a spam can of ammo in his closet.

I've even seen pictures of girls cruising around with M1 Carbines with a cellphone carrier attached to the sling.

Only in Israel is an M4 a fashion accessory...

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #61 on:** April 15, 2010, 07:03:36 PM »

I demand to be allowed to live in this magical alternative Israel.

Boomhauer · « **Reply #62 on:** April 15, 2010, 07:18:34 PM »

Quote from: kgbsquirrel on April 15, 2010, 06:43:18 PM

Have you ever seen Israel? I don't think you get more pro-gun than making it law that every able bodied adult male keep an select-fire FAL and a spam can of ammo in his closet. I've even seen pictures of girls cruising around with M1 Carbines with a cellphone carrier attached to the sling.

Only in Israel is an M4 a fashion accessory...

You are rather wrong on this subject.

Talk to Micro. Since he lives in Israel.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 15, 2010, 07:21:02 PM »

Are you suggesting that the internet has mislead us?

S. Williamson · « **Reply #64 on:** April 15, 2010, 07:26:00 PM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on April 15, 2010, 07:03:36 PM

I demand to be allowed to live in this magical alternative Israel.

Your application has been received and is being processed. Please wait 190 days for a response.
- The Israeli Ministry of Magical Teleportation and Silly Walks

kgbsquirrel · « **Reply #65 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:58:43 PM »

Quote from: Dionysusigma on April 15, 2010, 07:26:00 PM

Your application has been received and is being processed. Please wait 190 days for a response.
- The Israeli Ministry of Magical Teleportation and Silly Walks

Pshaw. What about my application? I turned it in 7 years ago. I knew I should have slipped the clerk more than a fiver.....

PTK · « **Reply #66 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:31:54 PM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on April 15, 2010, 07:03:36 PM

I demand to be allowed to live in this magical alternative Israel.

Quote from: Avenger29 on April 15, 2010, 07:18:34 PM

You are rather wrong on this subject.

Talk to Micro. Since he lives in Israel.

Bill's just being odd with his attempts at humor. Give him time.

kgbsquirrel · « **Reply #67 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:34:03 PM »

Quote from: PTK on April 15, 2010, 11:31:54 PM

Bill's just being odd with his attempts at humor. Give him time.

It was surgically removed in boot camp, along with my wisdom teeth, and it hasn't fully grown back.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #68 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:43:00 PM »

I have some humor I can lend you.

However, my humor is to be taken seriously, it's not to be laughed at.

S. Williamson · « **Reply #69 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:45:38 PM »

kgbsquirrel · « **Reply #70 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:04:05 AM »

Quote from: Dionysusigma on April 15, 2010, 11:45:38 PM

*silly poster*

And the furry pic at the very beginning wasn't the first clue?

sanglant · « **Reply #71 on:** April 16, 2010, 05:42:57 AM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on April 15, 2010, 07:03:36 PM

I demand to be allowed to live in this magical alternative Israel.

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Oleg Volk · « **Reply #72 on:** April 16, 2010, 11:38:52 AM »

Speaking of talented people -- the author of the furry version of that poster may be coming to Boomershoot 2010. As are at least two other furries. They are our allies for RKBA.

S. Williamson · « **Reply #73 on:** April 16, 2010, 01:02:04 PM »

For those of you that have a problem with that, just think of it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwwmKv5UR44

Tallpine · « **Reply #74 on:** April 16, 2010, 02:07:38 PM »

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Only in Israel is an M4 a fashion accessory...

It's not all that it's cracked up to be...

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