Author Topic: Ukraine Army on Parade... (Read 10062 times)

Scout26 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 07, 2007, 04:58:32 PM »

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Must be something in the water over there

Does "Chernobyl" ring a bell?? shocked

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Some of the strippers here are from Ukraine but they speak Russian. I know this because of . . . ummm, research I was doing for a case.

So all those lap dances counted as billable hours?

Not only that, but I bet he expensed "$200 in Singles " grin

280plus · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2007, 01:30:32 AM »

Just so you know we can hold our own... grin

Sgt. Jill Stevens of the Utah National Guard in her Soldiers magazine cover shot.

Sgt. Maj. Phil Prater/U.S. Army

Sgt. Jill Stevens of the Utah National Guard in her Soldiers magazine cover shot.
Miss Utah Jill Stevens will have a combat boot up on the competition next month when she dons her pageant gown in Las Vegas.

Stevens, a contestant in the 2008 Miss America pageant, is also a sergeant in the Utah National Guard's 1st Battalion, 211th Aviation Regiment.

But touting her slogan "Lock and Load," it's clear she's not your average beauty contestant. In fact, it wasn't until she was recruited for the Miss Southern Utah University pageant where she studied nursing that she even thought of entering a beauty contest.

Click here to see photos.

Actually, I laughed at the first thought of that," she said in an Army Web site video. "I was like, theres no way. I wear combat boots, OK? I dont do heels. I didnt even own a pair of high heels.

She won the university crown and a second runner-up title in the 2006 Miss Utah pageant before winning her state's title this year.

Her success landed her on the cover of this month's Soldiers magazine, as well as a prominent blog on the Army's Web site, G.I. Jill, chronicling her race to the crown.

MillCreek · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2007, 05:12:12 AM »

You would think that the Ukrainian Army would issue matching uniform shoes to its troops.

El Tejon · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2007, 05:22:36 AM »

I'm amazed that the Ukrainians have shoes.

Fly320s · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2007, 06:33:24 AM »

The skirts aren't a uniform length, either.

Tell that blonde in the second row from the left, and the second one from the front to fix hers. angel

wooderson · « **Reply #30 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:02:43 AM »

It's like a Robert Palmer video gone horribly, horribly right.

CAnnoneer · « **Reply #31 on:** December 08, 2007, 08:27:18 AM »

Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Matthew Carberry · « **Reply #32 on:** December 08, 2007, 11:28:37 AM »

Quote from: CAnnoneer on December 08, 2007, 07:27:18 AM

Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Just how close to the front do you think that unit is going to get?

If I'm some Ukrainian 4 star, you're looking at my personal guard. laugh

RevDisk · « **Reply #33 on:** December 08, 2007, 02:44:20 PM »

Quote from: CAnnoneer on December 08, 2007, 07:27:18 AM

Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Well, I've seen good and bad female soldiers. One thing I've never seen a female soldier do was start any activity by saying "Hold my beer and watch this!" Altho I did know a female warrant that started with "Wanna see something cool?", the rest I missed because I was jumping into a culvert. Instinctional thing when it comes to warrants.

MechAg94 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 08, 2007, 06:24:13 PM »

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Just how close to the front do you think that unit is going to get?

Yeah, but it they are heading toward the enemy, will any of the men go the other way?

I worked at a turnaround for our company over near Beaumont. The local secretary was the most attractive red head I have ever seen. When she came by to drop off mail and pick paperwork up from the plant manager, the jobs pretty much shut down as everyone watched her walk by. I am surprised we didn't have any safety incidents.

mustanger98 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 09, 2007, 02:45:13 PM »

Hey, another thing to remember is the old Soviet Union did use women in combat roles during WW2... a good many were snipers. I don't know how many were Ukrainian though.

So if they're desk jockeys, worry about 'em in combat.

If they're combat troops, worry about what they'll do to the enemy.

280plus · « **Reply #36 on:** December 09, 2007, 04:10:05 PM »

yea, I guess the word was those women snipers were better than men becasue they were more patient.

On a similar note, I have an old book (or 50) on the Aussie Aborigine and it contains a picture of a quite comely and quite naked Aborigine girl. I like to show it to my friends and after they start to drool a bit I make a point of letting them know not only would she eat you for lunch but she'd save the leftovers for snacks later. cheesy

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #37 on:** December 09, 2007, 04:27:47 PM »

http://www.army.mil/gijill/

I'm thinking she was on the Propoganda Parade, but I see several armed pictures (with magazine inserted)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gijill/

280plus · « **Reply #38 on:** December 09, 2007, 04:33:06 PM »

Where's Aghanistan? cheesy

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #39 on:** December 09, 2007, 06:23:27 PM »

Quote from: wooderson on December 08, 2007, 07:02:43 AM

It's like a Robert Palmer video gone horribly, horribly right.

Quote from: CAnnoneer on December 08, 2007, 07:27:18 AM

Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Plus 2.

seeker_two · « **Reply #40 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:18:44 PM »

Quote from: carebear on December 08, 2007, 10:28:37 AM

Quote from: CAnnoneer on December 08, 2007, 07:27:18 AM

Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Just how close to the front do you think that unit is going to get?

If I'm some Ukrainian 4 star, you're looking at my personal guard. laugh

I've got $20....how much does a general officer's commission in the Ukraine cost?.... grin

member1313 · « **Reply #41 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:48:35 PM »

Quote from: 280plus on December 09, 2007, 03:33:06 PM

Where's Aghanistan? cheesy

What's that?

Typhoon · « **Reply #42 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:50:09 PM »

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Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Perhaps, but it's her call to make...

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #43 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Typhoon on December 10, 2007, 12:50:09 PM

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Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Perhaps, but it's her call to make...

If that's all it takes I'll gladly hand over my phone number.

Brad

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #44 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Typhoon on December 10, 2007, 12:50:09 PM

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Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Perhaps, but it's her call to make...

Thankfully, not in America.

Typhoon · « **Reply #45 on:** December 10, 2007, 01:57:01 PM »

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Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Perhaps, but it's her call to make...

If that's all it takes I'll gladly hand over my phone number.

Brad

Ahh, so you consider yourself harm's way, huh? grin

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #46 on:** December 10, 2007, 02:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Typhoon on December 10, 2007, 12:57:01 PM

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Call me crazy, but I believe there are far better uses for beautiful fertile women than throwing them in harm's way.

Perhaps, but it's her call to make...

If that's all it takes I'll gladly hand over my phone number.

Brad

Ahh, so you consider yourself harm's way, huh? grin

Nope. I consider myself the option they can call. And I hope they call. A lot. Cheesy

Brad

Fly320s · « **Reply #47 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:26:05 PM »

Speaking of the Ukrain Army... Have you seen their commercial?

http://www.break.com/index/ridiculous-ad-for-the-ukranian-army.html

Work safe.

mustanger98 · « **Reply #48 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:13:22 PM »

I noticed whoever posted that wondered if somebody'd translate to English. Even with the language barrier, it's still pretty dumb. grin

Scout26 · « **Reply #49 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:40:41 PM »

Although I know absolutely -ZERO- Russian or Ukrainian, I'm pretty sure at some point "chicks dig the uniform" is said. grin

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