The Biden Burglar Protection Device

[Tallpine]

http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/wyoming/odd-device-to-scare-coyotes-displayed-in-wyoming/article_128277f9-7542-5d2b-8dd1-b6a8e6709202.html

The device was triggered by the hand of an attached clock and would fire .44 caliber blanks every hour for up to 12 hours unattended.

Just need to convert it to a shotgun and mount it on your porch 

[Perd Hapley]

I thought you were talking about the new chocolate slugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgVPrXoZchY#t=0m11s

[Jamisjockey]

I thought you were talking about the new chocolate slugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgVPrXoZchY#t=0m11s

http://youtu.be/2DHGySOLCbk

[T.O.M.]

Got a neighbor who likes to play loud music and stay up on Sunday nights until the wee hours (Monday is his Sunday).  Want one of these to fire  every couple if minutes at 6:30  a.m. as payback.