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The true cause of homosexuality
« on: December 18, 2016, 01:07:51 AM »
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2016, 08:16:23 AM »
Righty o then.

They should take it further from the general gay population and focus in on the assless chaps down Main Street contingent. Must be much higher and the sick twisted ghosts.


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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2016, 09:02:20 AM »
I thought it was caused by watching Twilight.  ???
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2016, 09:30:49 AM »
Quote from: fistful on December 18, 2016, 09:02:20 AM
I thought it was caused by watching Twilight.  ???
No. That's what causes a reawaking of the loins of middle aged unhappily married women. Well, that and 50 Shades of Gray.

Both equally horrible works that totally *expletive deleted*ed up peoples ideas of the base materials.
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Quote from: MicroBalrog on March 20, 2015, 03:39:21 AM
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2016, 09:48:45 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on December 18, 2016, 09:30:49 AM
No. That's what causes a reawaking of the lions of middle aged unhappily married women. Well, that and 50 Shades of Gray.

Both equally horrible works that totally *expletive deleted*ed up peoples ideas of the base materials.

is that a thing?  Unhappy middle aged women buying lions?   :laugh:
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2016, 09:51:29 AM »
Quote from: dm1333 on December 18, 2016, 09:48:45 AM
is that a thing?  Unhappy middle aged women buying lions?   :laugh:
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Quote from: MicroBalrog on March 20, 2015, 03:39:21 AM
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2016, 11:33:29 AM »
I thought the true cause of homosexuality was Jamis working out at the gym....

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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2016, 01:15:43 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on December 18, 2016, 08:16:23 AM
Righty o then.

They should take it further from the general gay population and focus in on the assless chaps down Main Street contingent. Must be much higher and the sick twisted ghosts.


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Not for nothing, but chaps by definition don't have butt covering. There is no such thing as assless chaps.

Now wearing chaps while walking around Main Street assuming you didn't get there on a horse or motorcycle is rather silly looking. I'm assuming you are actually referring to the wearing of chaps without pants. That is rather inappropriate attire for walking down main street.

On the other hand I rather enjoy when the girls at my friends farm that I horseback ride at wear their daisy dukes with chaps. I'm guessing that isn't your complaint though.
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2016, 01:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 18, 2016, 11:33:29 AM
I thought the true cause of homosexuality was Jamis working out at the gym....

 :O

No, that scares people straight.
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2016, 02:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 18, 2016, 11:33:29 AM
I thought the true cause of homosexuality was Jamis working out at the gym....

 :O
I am going to assume you are referring to gay women.  However, it would be rare he was the only man working out.
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2016, 02:39:26 PM »
So are these "ghosts" similar to what the Scientologists talk about? 
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2016, 04:01:30 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on December 18, 2016, 02:28:57 PM
I am going to assume you are referring to gay women.  However, it would be rare he was the only man working out.
See, I totally read that as Mike wanted to be gay after watching Jamis get sweaty.
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2016, 05:07:01 PM »
Quote from: cordex on December 18, 2016, 04:01:30 PM
See, I totally read that as Mike wanted to be gay after watching Jamis get sweaty.

It would explain so much about him. Jamis is really his TWUUU LOVE!
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2016, 05:39:41 PM »
Youse gize are trolling for a Mikeism. [popcorn]
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2016, 11:07:45 PM »
Huh!  I was expecting a picture of Hillery!

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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2016, 11:14:25 PM »
Quote from: Warhorse on December 18, 2016, 11:07:45 PM
Huh!  I was expecting a picture of Hillery!


Okay.......
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2016, 05:54:10 AM »
Quote from: grampster on December 18, 2016, 05:39:41 PM
Youse gize are trolling for a Mikeism. [popcorn]

I sure hope that is different that an Mikeasm.   [barf]
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2016, 09:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 18, 2016, 11:33:29 AM
I thought the true cause of homosexuality was Jamis working out at the gym....

 :O

Well now we know what trips your trigger, big boy!
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2016, 06:31:18 AM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on December 19, 2016, 09:19:46 AM
Well now we know what trips your trigger, big boy!

Well, certainly not very short ambiguous dudes in lepruchuan clothes...

But whatever.
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2016, 08:07:17 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 21, 2016, 06:31:18 AM
Well, certainly not very short ambiguous dudes in lepruchuan clothes...


A lot of qualifiers there.  =|
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2016, 08:51:37 AM »
Quote from: fistful on December 21, 2016, 08:07:17 AM

A lot of qualifiers there.  =|

Jamis is a very "qualified" individual...
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2016, 11:39:24 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 21, 2016, 08:51:37 AM
Jamis is a very "qualified" individual...
Personal experience?


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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2016, 12:03:54 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on December 21, 2016, 11:39:24 AM
Personal experience?


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Not as much as you'd think.

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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2016, 01:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 18, 2016, 11:33:29 AM
I thought the true cause of homosexuality was Jamis working out at the gym....

 :O

Damn... and here I thought having "short eyes" meant something entirely different.
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Re: The true cause of homosexuality
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2016, 04:18:48 PM »
Quote from: MikeB on December 18, 2016, 01:15:43 PM
On the other hand I rather enjoy when the girls at my friends farm that I horseback ride at wear their daisy dukes with chaps. I'm guessing that isn't your complaint though.

Damn!

Talk about a thread being worthless without pics... Well, at least this one post.  Don't need no lepramis pix.
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