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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: TechMan on April 17, 2014, 01:44:19 PM
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A rapper, Andre Johnson, who worked with the Wu-Tang Clan, suddenly cuts off johnson and jumps off a 2nd floor balcony in a attempted suicide. Drs tried to reattach Johnson's johnson but failed.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/17/rapper-cuts-off-penis-reattach-fails/?intcmp=features (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/17/rapper-cuts-off-penis-reattach-fails/?intcmp=features)
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His new stage name is now "Stubby D"
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Given his surname, Junior Johnson seems appropriate.
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His new stage name is now "Stubby D"
For the win!
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Hopefully this becomes a thing amongst the (c)rap culture.
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I will not dance on his... err... part's grave, but I'll just make a suggestion: If you're actually trying to kill yourself, 2nd floor jump isn't going to do it.
I'm pretty sure I've done that jump as a thrill when a teenager.
Additionally:
They also said hard drugs were not involved, and believe Johnson must have mental problems.
First part, I'm surprised if that's truthful. Second part, ya think?
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I was gonna guess bath salts
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I was gonna guess bath salts
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Bath Salts would make a lot of sense for this. The behavior matches.
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Bath Salts would make a lot of sense for this. The behavior matches.
But he didn't eat anybody's face.
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We can also be fairly certain he won't reproduce again.
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But he didn't eat anybody's face.
This time...
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If you're actually trying to kill yourself, 2nd floor jump isn't going to do it.
I'm pretty sure I've done that jump as a thrill when a teenager.
Yeah, but your landed on your head and you can't remember?
Say, how does a second story jump compare to a parachute landing?
I s'pose I could look it up, but somebody around here may know offhand, and another somebody may also be curious about it.
I sure feel sorry this guy Johnson had such demons. I wonder how come the reattachment didn't work. Didn't Bobbit's spouse throw his away in a park or something and they finally found it and hooked it all back up?
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Yeah, but your landed on your head and you can't remember?
Say, how does a second story jump compare to a parachute landing?
I s'pose I could look it up, but somebody around here may know offhand, and another somebody may also be curious about it.
I sure feel sorry this guy Johnson had such demons. I wonder how come the reattachment didn't work. Didn't Bobbit's spouse throw his away in a park or something and they finally found it and hooked it all back up?
Lorena's cut was straight and done with an exceedingly sharp knife. And she tossed into a ditch alongside the road. If Johnson used a dull(er) blade leaving ragged edges the chances for success get reduced greatly.
As for your other question - are you jumping from the roof of a 2-story building or from the second story windowsill? It does make a bit of a difference, as does the mass of the jumper. As well as their proficiency in tucking and rolling on impact. I went, for giggles, to the Army's "How to Jump Out of Perfectly Good Airplanes" training - not the whole airborne course, just the jumping part. Made the required 5 static line jumps - most were easier on the feet, knees, and back than jumping out of the top bunk. But then again, I was wearing proper boots as well as other stuff that softened the impact with the ground, as opposed to landing barefoot on hard concrete.
stay safe.
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He's just plain nuts.
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His favorite song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg&feature=kp
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We can also be fairly certain he won't reproduce again.
Just wait. Soon he'll benefit from the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler.
(Let's see who gets that reference.)
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He's just plain nuts.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl:
Andre 3000-7
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He's just plain nuts.
Nah, definitly salted.
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Sounds like he had a bad acid trip ! =|
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Call him short stroke.
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Jumps out a 2nd story window and he's stumped why it didn't work...
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His favorite song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg&feature=kp
<off topic.... not that it matters>
Having been raised from the late 1930s, I think women's veils are devastatingly sexy. Dunno why. Just is. One of those things in life you just learn to accept.
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Terry, 230RN
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His favorite song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg&feature=kp
I was thinking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY)
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Just wait. Soon he'll benefit from the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler.
(Let's see who gets that reference.)
Idiocracy?
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Idiocracy?
Congratulations. Now if you can tell me Miracle Max's wife's name without looking it up, you'll get this week's award for movie trivia.
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Congratulations. Now if you can tell me Miracle Max's wife's name without looking it up, you'll get this week's award for movie trivia.
Valerie.
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Valerie.
If you were a hot, 19-39 year old woman, I'd propose.
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If you were a hot, 19-39 year old woman, I'd propose.
What says he isn't?