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Title: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: TechMan on April 17, 2014, 01:44:19 PM
A rapper, Andre Johnson, who worked with the Wu-Tang Clan, suddenly cuts off johnson and jumps off a 2nd floor balcony in a attempted suicide.  Drs tried to reattach Johnson's johnson but failed.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/17/rapper-cuts-off-penis-reattach-fails/?intcmp=features (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/17/rapper-cuts-off-penis-reattach-fails/?intcmp=features)
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: 280plus on April 17, 2014, 01:46:13 PM
His new stage name is now "Stubby D"
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: SADShooter on April 17, 2014, 01:53:32 PM
Given his surname, Junior Johnson seems appropriate.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: Fly320s on April 17, 2014, 01:53:46 PM
His new stage name is now "Stubby D"


For the win!
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: brimic on April 17, 2014, 01:55:00 PM
Hopefully this becomes a thing amongst the (c)rap culture.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: makattak on April 17, 2014, 02:25:15 PM
I will not dance on his... err... part's grave, but I'll just make a suggestion: If you're actually trying to kill yourself, 2nd floor jump isn't going to do it.

I'm pretty sure I've done that jump as a thrill when a teenager.

Additionally:

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They also said hard drugs were not involved, and believe Johnson must have mental problems.


First part, I'm surprised if that's truthful. Second part, ya think?
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Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on April 17, 2014, 05:10:10 PM
I was gonna guess bath salts

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Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: Boomhauer on April 17, 2014, 08:11:19 PM
I was gonna guess bath salts

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Bath Salts would make a lot of sense for this. The behavior matches.

Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: freakazoid on April 17, 2014, 08:14:43 PM
Bath Salts would make a lot of sense for this. The behavior matches.



But he didn't eat anybody's face.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: RoadKingLarry on April 17, 2014, 09:27:08 PM
We can also be fairly certain he won't reproduce again.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: Boomhauer on April 17, 2014, 09:28:39 PM
But he didn't eat anybody's face.

This time...

Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: 230RN on April 17, 2014, 10:42:51 PM
If you're actually trying to kill yourself, 2nd floor jump isn't going to do it.

I'm pretty sure I've done that jump as a thrill when a teenager.


Yeah, but your landed on your head and you can't remember?


Say, how does a second story jump compare to a parachute landing?

I s'pose I could look it up, but somebody around here may know offhand, and another somebody may also be curious about it.

I sure feel sorry this guy Johnson had such demons.  I wonder how come the reattachment didn't work.  Didn't Bobbit's spouse throw his away in a park or something and they finally found it and hooked it all back up?
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: vaskidmark on April 17, 2014, 11:08:06 PM
Yeah, but your landed on your head and you can't remember?


Say, how does a second story jump compare to a parachute landing?

I s'pose I could look it up, but somebody around here may know offhand, and another somebody may also be curious about it.

I sure feel sorry this guy Johnson had such demons.  I wonder how come the reattachment didn't work.  Didn't Bobbit's spouse throw his away in a park or something and they finally found it and hooked it all back up?


Lorena's cut was straight and done with an exceedingly sharp knife.  And she tossed into a ditch alongside the road.  If Johnson used a dull(er) blade leaving ragged edges the chances for success get reduced greatly.

As for your other question - are you jumping from the roof of a 2-story building or from the second story windowsill?  It does make a bit of a difference, as does the mass of the jumper.  As well as their proficiency in tucking and rolling on impact.  I went, for giggles, to the Army's "How to Jump Out of Perfectly Good Airplanes" training - not the whole airborne course, just the jumping part.  Made the required 5 static line jumps - most were easier on the feet, knees, and back than jumping out of the top bunk.  But then again, I was wearing proper boots as well as other stuff that softened the impact with the ground, as opposed to landing barefoot on hard concrete.

stay safe.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: AJ Dual on April 17, 2014, 11:54:01 PM
He's just plain nuts.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: Boomhauer on April 17, 2014, 11:59:27 PM
His favorite song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg&feature=kp

Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: KD5NRH on April 18, 2014, 12:50:52 AM
We can also be fairly certain he won't reproduce again.

Just wait.  Soon he'll benefit from the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler.

(Let's see who gets that reference.)
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: French G. on April 18, 2014, 05:25:16 AM
He's just plain nuts.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl:

Andre 3000-7
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: Fly320s on April 18, 2014, 06:50:00 AM
He's just plain nuts.

Nah, definitly salted.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: Frank Castle on April 18, 2014, 08:17:46 AM
Sounds like he had a bad acid trip !  =|
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: RoadKingLarry on April 18, 2014, 08:24:45 AM
Call him short stroke.
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Post by: lupinus on April 18, 2014, 08:32:42 AM
Jumps out a 2nd story window and he's stumped why it didn't work...
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: 230RN on April 18, 2014, 08:35:31 AM
His favorite song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg&feature=kp


<off topic.... not that it matters>
Having been raised from the late 1930s, I think women's veils are devastatingly sexy.  Dunno why.  Just is.  One  of those things in life you just learn to accept.
</off topic.... not that it matters>

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: fifth_column on April 18, 2014, 10:53:56 AM
His favorite song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg&feature=kp



I was thinking:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY)
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: Viking on April 18, 2014, 03:20:06 PM
Just wait.  Soon he'll benefit from the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler.

(Let's see who gets that reference.)
Idiocracy?
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: KD5NRH on April 18, 2014, 04:12:14 PM
Idiocracy?

Congratulations.  Now if you can tell me Miracle Max's wife's name without looking it up, you'll get this week's award for movie trivia.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: lee n. field on April 18, 2014, 05:11:18 PM
Congratulations.  Now if you can tell me Miracle Max's wife's name without looking it up, you'll get this week's award for movie trivia.

Valerie.
Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: KD5NRH on April 18, 2014, 06:16:12 PM
Valerie.

If you were a hot, 19-39 year old woman, I'd propose.

Title: Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
Post by: TechMan on April 18, 2014, 06:17:36 PM
If you were a hot, 19-39 year old woman, I'd propose.
What says he isn't?