Aww, just remember Global Warming errr . . . I mean Climate Change . . . errr . . . that is, Global Climate Distruption causes unusually hot temperatures, unusually cold temperatures, unusually wet conditions, unusually dry conditions, unusually windy conditions, unusually calm conditions, abnormally high snowfall, abnormally low snow fall, and so forth and so on.
And the ONLY solution is higher taxes. (See, tax dollars placate Mother Gaia . . . but only if they're funneled through the carbon exchange processes by Gaia's priests, such as Algore.)
So pay up, infidel nonbelievers and deniers . . . do it "for the children."
