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« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2016, 07:23:00 PM »
I'm Welsh. The Britons and Italians owe me reparations.

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« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2016, 09:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 16, 2016, 07:23:00 PM
I'm Welsh. The Britons and Italians owe me reparations.

Unpossible. "Irwin" is not Williams, or Jones, or Evans.

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« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2016, 09:59:33 PM »
I'm primarily German, and some Scots snuck in. My Mom's mother was 75% Welsh, with some Dutch and French thrown in.

My Grandmother's maiden name was Ginnick. Pure Welsh.

My Welsh may be diluted, but I identify with it as strongly as my German roots.

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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2016, 10:08:08 PM »
I'm part French, and part Irish, so I need the Brits and Germans to pay up.
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« Reply #54 on: March 16, 2016, 10:20:18 PM »
Don't make us invade. Again.

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« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2016, 11:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 16, 2016, 10:20:18 PM
Don't make us invade. Again.

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Hey, we already basically paid them reparations. We cleaned up that mess they made dropping a couple hundred thousand never fired rifles in the streets the last time we came to visit.  =D
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« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2016, 08:47:01 AM »
The Jews and the Italians killed my Lord and Savior.....I demand eternal reparations!
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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2016, 11:37:45 AM »
Quote from: fistful on March 16, 2016, 10:08:08 PM
I'm part French, and part Irish, so I need the Brits and Germans to pay up.
The Russians will be waiting for their cut, since they've had a longstanding claim against the French since 1812 . . .
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« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2016, 01:03:15 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on March 17, 2016, 08:47:01 AM
The Jews and the Italians killed my Lord and Savior.....I demand eternal reparations!
Hmm ... Seems like the way it supposedly works is that it was through his death that you gained an awful lot. Maybe you owe the Jews and Italians eternal reparations.
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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2016, 04:12:53 PM »
Quote from: HankB on March 17, 2016, 11:37:45 AM
The Russians will be waiting for their cut, since they've had a longstanding claim against the French since 1812 . . .

I doubt it. I figure they got their jollies watching the retreat while pointing and laughing.
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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2016, 06:58:29 PM »
You know, I just had a little epiphany.....    Regarding the black slave reparation bushwa.....   

You want reparations?  Fine...  We'll pay reparations.  But here's the tradeoff.  The moment you cash that check, your butt gets put on a plane/ship/whatever and you get plunked back into whatever part of Africa your ancestors allegedly came from, and here's the kicker, neither you nor your descendants gets to come back. 
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« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2016, 07:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 16, 2016, 10:20:18 PM
Don't make us invade. Again.

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I'm a direct descendant of Rollo, don't make us invade again. Party like it's 900 AD.
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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2016, 08:10:37 PM »
Oh, yes, I did forget the Norse.
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« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2016, 10:10:10 PM »
Quote from: cordex on March 17, 2016, 01:03:15 PM
Hmm ... Seems like the way it supposedly works is that it was through his death that you gained an awful lot. Maybe you owe the Jews and Italians eternal reparations.

Hush, you! That kind of logic oppressed me. I demand reparations!
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« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2016, 11:09:23 PM »
Quote from: charby on March 17, 2016, 07:01:15 PM
I'm a direct descendant of Rollo, don't make us invade again. Party like it's 900 AD.

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« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2016, 11:18:03 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on March 17, 2016, 11:09:23 PM
Lamont's friend from Sanford and Son?
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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #66 on: March 22, 2016, 07:16:48 AM »
Quote from: charby on March 17, 2016, 07:01:15 PM
I'm a direct descendant of Rollo, don't make us invade again. Party like it's 900 AD.


Kind of hard to get worked up about this guy invading...

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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #67 on: March 22, 2016, 11:48:50 AM »
Half Irish, Half (northern) German, Half Jewish.

Everybody freakin' owes me.   Brits, Swedes, Italians, French, Russians, Poles, Egyptians, Turks, Iranians, Iraqis, Syrians, everyone of you bastards. 

PAY UP !!!!!
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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
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Re: Please exit through the reparations booth
« Reply #69 on: March 22, 2016, 01:02:04 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on March 22, 2016, 11:48:50 AM
Half Irish, Half (northern) German, Half Jewish.

Everybody freakin' owes me.   Brits, Swedes, Italians, French, Russians, Poles, Egyptians, Turks, Iranians, Iraqis, Syrians, everyone of you bastards. 

PAY UP !!!!!

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