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Duck swallows alien.
« on: May 29, 2006, 03:12:37 PM »
http://www.foxreno.com/news/9273530/detail.html
There are other articles, but this one has a picture.
Yummy!
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 04:49:50 PM »
Just goes to show - some people are quackers . . .

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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2006, 05:55:10 PM »
I've just been wondering what to classify this encounter as.
Close Encounter of the Zero kind?
I wonder how many calories it was.
Also, what round for alien swallowing ducks?  (Inquiring hive-minds gotta know.)
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2006, 07:55:37 PM »
"The bird died quickly, quietly and peacefully after the X-rays were taken, center spokeswoman Karen Benzel said."
Another worker reported it was found with a metal band around one leg that said 'Wash. Biol. Surv.'.  (Washington Biological Survey).

We washed it.
We bioled it.
We surved it.

It wus delishus.



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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2006, 12:31:21 AM »
Yet noone opens the dead duck up and checks to see exactly WHAT is causing the image? Hmmm...
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2006, 02:22:49 AM »
Wouldn't it be ironic if the duck thought the alien tasted like chicken?
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2006, 02:31:22 AM »
I was wondering about an autopsy too.
"OMG THERE'S AN ALIEN IN HERE!"
*later*
"Poor duck died...oh wells."
*buries duck*
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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