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Title: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2017, 03:00:01 PM

Life is stranger than fiction: Russian patriarch tries Holy Water to ward off the WannaCry virus

https://heatst.com/tech/russias-secret-weapon-against-ransomware-virus-holy-water/

Title: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: TommyGunn on May 16, 2017, 03:01:27 PM

I suppose it might work if he poured it into the computer's hard drive.......

Title: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: RevDisk on May 16, 2017, 04:00:16 PM

omnissiah delivers.

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Title: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2017, 05:01:33 PM

So, if we get Holy Water by having a priest bless water, can I get Holy Oil if I ask a priest to bless a gallon of Mobil-1?

Title: Re: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: makattak on May 16, 2017, 11:16:35 PM

Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2017, 05:01:33 PM

So, if we get Holy Water by having a priest bless water, can I get Holy Oil if I ask a priest to bless a gallon of Mobil-1?

Crisco.

Title: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: sumpnz on May 17, 2017, 12:28:28 AM

Quote from: makattak on May 16, 2017, 11:16:35 PM

Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2017, 05:01:33 PM

So, if we get Holy Water by having a priest bless water, can I get Holy Oil if I ask a priest to bless a gallon of Mobil-1?

Crisco.

Kosher Lard.

Title: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: MechAg94 on May 17, 2017, 09:07:36 AM

Quote from: TommyGunn on May 16, 2017, 03:01:27 PM

I suppose it might work if he poured it into the computer's hard drive.......

I would just submerge the whole thing.  That will keep any computer virus from attacking your computer or functioning if already there.   =)

Title: Re: Moar "stuff" you can't make up
Post by: 230RN on May 17, 2017, 09:12:01 AM

???  I bless my computer every day.

Several Middle English and Biblical asterisk-worthy words are used in the Incantation.