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« on: November 05, 2005, 04:21:12 PM »
Back when The Roundtable was still on THR, Lawdog posted the following recipe:



1 1/2 pound cubed chicken breast.
1 chopped medium yellow onion.
1 can chicken broth.
1 can chili beans - don't drain.
1 can kidney beans - don't drain.
1 can black beans - don't drain.
1 can mild Rotel - don't drain.
2 cans whole kernal corn - drain 'em.
1 pkg mild taco seasoning.
1 pkg Ranch salad dressing/seasoning.

Dump your chicken breast and your onion in a frying pan with some olive oil and start browning.

Scoot a large pot over a medium flame, dump in all your canned stuff and your seasoning packets.

When your chicken and onion is browned, drain and dump into the large pot with the canned stuff.

Simmer one hour.

Best served over a bowl of tortilla chips and topped with grated cheese.

Voila! Texas Chicken Soup.



I made it for dinner last night, and it was delicious. So, a tip of the hat to Lawdog, and let's see some more recipes for guy food.
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2005, 04:29:14 PM »
Toast.

Popcorn.

Cookies.

Root beer floats.

Frozen dinners.

Crackers.

Ice cream.

Potato chips.

Frozen waffles.

Arby's.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2005, 04:34:06 PM »
Smartass....
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2005, 04:35:19 PM »
MREs!

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2005, 05:09:43 PM »
Crockpot.

Can of Cream of Mushroom Soup.
Can of Cream of Celery Soup.

Optional : Cornstarch and Mason jar.

Beef , whatever is cheap.

Pasta, pick one.


Dump Soups and meat in Crockpot, add water to cover.

Leave. Go shooting, to work, take a nap...gonna take 8 hrs so do something.

Return, enter kitchen.

Cook pasta.

Now what you are gonna do is put the Crockpot stuff over the Pasta, so if you want thicker gravy...

Take about this much cornstarch and put into Mason jar, add COLD water - put on lid and shake like crazy - yeah - that looks good enough. This keeps gravy from getting lumpy by mixing with cold water before adding.

Add back to Crockpot, stir, when it looks about like so, serve over the pasta.

Seasoning - all  I ever seem  to add is fresh ground pepper.

Sometimes when you are going to be busy, or come in from work - you don't want to cook.  Maybe on a cold rainy night being greeted by the smells and knowing something hot awaits is just what you need.

Yeah it is good as leftovers for work - just nuke and eat.

I normally fix some sourdough rolls to eat with this.

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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2005, 05:29:16 PM »
What?

No can of Spam between two slices of bread?
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2005, 05:53:48 PM »
Tuna Mac and cheese--- for one Sad

1 box Kraft Mac and cheese prepared the usual way
1 can tuna- drained
1 small can mushrooms- drained (optional)
1 can stewed tomatoes - drained

Take prepared mac and cheese and put it in a casserole dish. Mix in all other ingredients. Bake in oven at 350* uncovered till it's bubbling real good.

eat...

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Sometimes I would just make the mac and cheese and then stir in the can of tuna and leave it at that. Much quicker...

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wait 30 minutes or less,

eat
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2005, 06:27:19 PM »
While it is really hard to beat a open faced Toasted Extra Extra Sharp Cheese Sandwich...

I'm addicted to Triscuits. I won't buy them because I will eat the whole box. My favoritest thing is...

Box of Triscuits
Extra Extra Sharp cheese
Biggest Plate that will still fit in Micorwave
Jalapeno Peppers, the really hot ones.

Triscuits on the BIG plate. Whack cheese and put on Triscuits, nuke until cheese melts, slap a jalapeno on Top and munch out...
...while the rest of the box is getting nuked with more cheese

Repeat until whole box of Triscuits is gone. Toss empty box in trash. Saves cabinet space that way.

Make note to resist buying more Triscuits...which I fail miserably at doing so ...

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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2005, 06:47:34 PM »
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I'm addicted to Triscuits. I won't buy them because I will eat the whole box. My favoritest thing is...
I'm glad I'm not the only one. In particular, I love the Rosemary and Olive Oil ones. Make me hit the throne something fierce after I eat a whole box, though...

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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2005, 07:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Jason M.
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I'm addicted to Triscuits. I won't buy them because I will eat the whole box. My favoritest thing is...
I'm glad I'm not the only one. In particular, I love the Rosemary and Olive Oil ones. Make me hit the throne something fierce after I eat a whole box, though...
Thanks for sharing that!
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2005, 05:38:36 AM »
Ah, yes.  Lawdog's Texas Chicken Soup.  Pretty much a staple around this household now.  Might make some tonight in fact.  It's been a few weeks since I made it.

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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2005, 07:03:23 AM »
For those of you that know how to make meatloaf, make it in the crockpot.

Make the meatloaf up and leave it in a bowl, cut up enough potatoes to cover the bottom of the crockpot and then pour in enough beef broth to cover the potatoes. Place your meatloaf on top of the potatoes, place it on low and by the evening you'll have the best meatloaf ever!

If you want a good topping try mixing some spicy mustard, your favorite steak sauce and some ketchup together. You can put it on top of the meatloaf about a half hour before you're ready to eat, or on your plate. Or you can do like I do and do both.

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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2005, 07:19:51 AM »
What is Rotel?

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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2005, 07:53:45 AM »
Rotel = Diced tomatoes & Chilies in a can.

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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2005, 08:15:41 AM »
Veggie Ramen Noodles

1 pkg of Raman Noodles, you choice of flavor (I use shrimp_
2 carrots, cut into wafers
2 stalks of celery, cut into crescents
Handfull of button mushrooms, diced
1/2 cup of frozen mixed veggies.

Put veggies in a microwave safe bowl, crumbe dry noodles over the top, then add Ramen seasoning packet.  Add requisite amount of HOT water per Ramen directions, cover and irradiate in microwave for 3-4 minutes, let stand for two minutes, then serve.

Prep time: 10 minutes


Popcorn

Airpop your favorite brand of popcorn into a sealable container
Top with salt and dried cayenne pepper
drizzel with olive oil (I use a chipolte pepper flavored oil YUM)
close container and shake vigorously.
open container and enjoy with a homebrew.

Prep time: 5 minutes


Meat and rice:

1/4 cup of rice. (I use a mix of brown and wild rice, uncooked)
seasonings to taste (salt, pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, saffron and dill weed are my choices)
1/4 water.
1/2 cup of frozen veggies of choice
2 Oz of frozen meat (chicken or fish of the day is what I use)

Place everthing in rice/veggie steamer, drizzle a bit of olive oil over frozen meat.  Steam for 55 minutes or until rice is fully cooked.

Prep time: 15 minutes to divide up meat in bulk then freeze individually.  5 mintues to put all together, then cooking time.

Tempeh and pasta

Marinade for tempeh:
1/4 cup of peanut butter (Crunchy Adams organic pb is what I use, no suger)
1/4 cup of honey
1/4 cup of a good soy sauce
salt, pepper and onion poweder to taste

Cut 1/4 pkg of tempeh into strips, marinade overnight in the fridge

Boil water for angel hair pasta

While water is boiling, heat a pan for tempeh.  Add marinade and reduce until slightly thickened, then reserve the majority for the pasta.  With the remainder, add tempeh strips and "fry" (no oil, so its not really frying).  Cook pasta, then drain and toss with reserved thickened marinade.  Not denched, just a light coating.  Top with hot tempeh and serve with cold fresh veggies as a side dish.

For those who are not familiar with tempeh

Tempeh is a fermented food made by the controlled fermentation of cooked soybeans with a Rhizopus mold (tempeh starter). The tempeh fermentation by the Rhizopus mold binds the soybeans into a compact white cake. Tempeh fermentation produces natural antibiotic agents which are thought to increase the body's resistance to intestinal infections but leaves the desirable soy isoflavones intact.

Raw tempeh has a a nutty-mushroom type flavor, similar to an overripe walnut, but with out the drying, astringent character of the overripe walnut.  I've tried this with firm tofu, but the texture of tofu does not blend well with the pasta unless the tofu is sliced thin and well browned.
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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2005, 08:55:22 AM »
Whatever the cafeteria cooks up.

You gotta be a macho man to eat some of that.
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2005, 10:15:06 AM »
Gentleman, the thought that Mom's Chicken soup is being cooked around y'alls houses truly warms the cockels of my heart.

Thank you.

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Okay, time for something a little more challenging.

You need:

6 chicken breast halves
1 teaspoon chili powder
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
2 teaspoons cooking oil
1 can diced tomatoes (don't drain)
1 can mild Rotel (don't drain)
1/2 cup chopped green onions

2 teaspoons cornstarch
2 tablespoons water

For rice:
3 cups instant rice
3 cups water

Mix your chili powder, ground cumin and garlic powder, then sprinkle the mix over your chicken havles.  Be sure to get both sides.

Put your oil in a large skillet, add chicken and brown -- probably about 2 minutes per side.  Leave chicken in skillet.

Add can of Rotel, can of tomatoes and green onions to skillet, bring to a boil, cover and reduce heat.  Simmer until tender -- probably about 20 minutes.

Remove chicken from the skillet.  Mix your cornstarch and water, stirring until cornstarch is thoroughly dissolved, add to skillet.  Bring to a boil, stirring constantly, until mix is slightly thickened -- a minute, more or less.

Cook your rice.

Put rice onto plate, lay chicken half on top of rice, and ladle a generous portion of the tomato mixture over the chicken.

Serve with sweet iced tea and a salad.

Voila!  Texas Chicken and Rice.

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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2005, 11:31:38 AM »
What size can of chicken broth? I just got all the ingredients, they even had Rotel. I got a big can of broth just in case.

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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2005, 11:45:11 AM »
Allow my to draw attention to even more LawDog wisdom. Check out his omelet recipe about halfway down this page: http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/viewtopic.php?id=741

I have used it with great success.

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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2005, 01:23:11 PM »
A standard Campbell's soup-size can of broth.  14oz?  16oz?  In that neighborhood.

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« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2005, 01:30:01 PM »
Here's a crock pot omelet, follow the directions at the bottom for the CP. My wife makes this and it comes out awesome.

Brunch casserole

1 dozen eggs (beaten)
8-12 oz. Salsa - Picante
1 Sm. bag potatoes O' Brian
2 Cups Shredded cheddar chesse
Brown and Serve sausage cooked and cut into slices
Green chillis, Chopped
Salt and pepper





Grease a  spingform pan. In a mixing bowl, mix eggs, sausage, cheese,
Salsa, Chillis, salt & pepper. (Set aside)
Line Spingform pan with potatoes 'O Brian. Pour egg mixture over potatoes.
Cover with foil and bake in oven at 300 degrees for about 1 Hr. Remove foil.
Add extra chesse on top and if needed bake until center is set. Serve hot!

Serve with extras- Salsa, tomatoes, green onions, sour cream.

Other option- Make in a slow cooker, crockpot.
Cook on high for 4-5 hrs.  or low overnight.
Check to make sure the eggs have set up. Then serve.

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« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2005, 02:01:41 PM »
frozen tombstone pizza

shells and cheese with hotdogs

bologna sandwich
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« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2005, 02:42:40 PM »
This thread is great.

LawDog needs to do a Cookbook btw.  Okay LawDog just needs to do a book with his stories, recipes and other "life tips".

So in the Spirit of this thread I got to piddlin' in the kitchen, - I was in the mood for a simple - quick soup. Just off the cuff , come up with something that is edible... I was also wanting to come up with a soup that did not have Loads of sodium. I have a buddy that has to watch sodium and trying to come up with ideas...

Navy Bean Soup.

One can of Navy Beans
Carrots
Celery
Onion
Ground Pepper
Cornstarch
Dried Mustard.
Barley
Olive oil.
Some slice ham
One pc of cooked bacon leftover from breakfast.

Bascially I added some olive oil into a Cast Iron Dutch oven on top of gas stove.
Sauteed the diced onions, celery, and carrots just a wee bit then-  Dumped in the can of beans,  - juice and all, and the ham.  

Not wanting to add chicken broth [sodium] I used cold water to mix some cornstarch up in a mason jar [alleviates getting lumps] and added this and more water until consistency looked right. Added in the Barley, 1 Tbs of dried mustard, ground black pepper and let simmer a few minutes.

Hmm, this stuff smelled great! It tasted great while sampling/ cooking.  So when I dipped some out into a bowl, I scrunched up the bacon and speinkled it on top.  Now it had character.

I have done this before, I never seen to do the same thing each time. I have added 'taters, and topped with green onions.

I just get in the mood for soup. Bean soup is good for a change . I have used Black beans, Black eyed peas, field peas even green peas. I even like cold soups with a salad in the summertime.

Piddlin' in the kitchen - making up stuff as I go.


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« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2005, 04:59:15 PM »
Box of Triscuit crackers
Cream cheese
Smoked salmon
Sliced or diced black olives
Lousiana hot sauce
A bottle or three of a favorite microbrew

Smear cream cheese on a Triscuit; flake some smoked salmon on the cheese; add a few sliced olives and hot sauce to taste.
Wash down with microbrew.

All your complex carbohydrates for the day in liquid and solid form.
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« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2005, 06:08:48 PM »
Triscuits are making a good showing in this thread I see. Smiley

Munch...crunch...munch...

Just melted cheese with ham and slice of 'mater is all I'm having  on my Triscuits at the moment...

Munch...crunch...munch...



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