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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2013, 10:50:59 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on March 05, 2013, 10:40:37 PM
Quick! Get some newspaper and boil some water!!  [popcorn]

....and tear up the bedsheets....not sure why, but that's what the do in the movies.....
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2013, 10:51:25 PM »
Misfire....sorry.
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2013, 12:36:06 AM »
3 mins after water broken labor started.  52 mimutes of labor and she was born.  7lbs 10oz and 20" long.
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2013, 12:52:05 AM »
Quote from: sumpnz on March 06, 2013, 12:36:06 AM
3 mins after water broken labor started.  52 mimutes of labor and she was born.  7lbs 10oz and 20" long.

Yay! Congrats man, that's wonderful!  =D
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2013, 02:18:03 AM »
Woot!!
Congrats.

At least being home and doing the tub thing you don't have to clean up all that "water" out of a car. Do you have any idea of what 12 hours of July sun on a closed car can do to 20 gallons of amniotic fluid?
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2013, 03:10:28 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on March 06, 2013, 02:18:03 AM
Woot!!
Congrats.

At least being home and doing the tub thing you don't have to clean up all that "water" out of a car. Do you have any idea of what 12 hours of July sun on a closed car can do to 20 gallons of amniotic fluid?

In Phoenix?  Actually I do.  Didn't tell the detail shop why the were shampooing that upholstery.  That was Thing 2's birth.

Unless we change our minds her name is Ali Sophia.

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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2013, 04:14:09 AM »
I can hear the kids on the play-ground now, Ali-baba, Ali-gator, Ali-ali-oxen-free, Ali-cat, Ali-wh--*is smacked in the back of the head by a brick from Sumpnz's SWMBO*


Congrats on Thing 4, Supmnz! (Don't let this one pee on you, once they assert dominance it only gets worse...)  =D
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2013, 05:26:15 AM »
Hooray!  We are finally an aunt! =D

Congratulations!

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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2013, 06:50:53 AM »
Congrats!  =D
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2013, 07:11:01 AM »
Congrats Sumpnz! And send a hearty "Well done!" to your SWMBO from us!

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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2013, 09:12:55 AM »
pretty name,  all 20 digits accounted for?
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2013, 09:36:55 AM »
Congrats!

I bet the other Things are excited about #4. I hope your wife and baby are continuing to recover well.
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2013, 10:58:18 AM »
Thanks all!  Things 1&2 witnessed the birth and were very excited.  They even got avlesson in placental anatomy from the midwife.  Thing 3 slept through it all.  He still doesn't quite know what to think (he is only 16 months, so he's got time).
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2013, 03:57:43 PM »
Congratulations!....

....Now go buy some more sheets before your wife finds out....
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2013, 06:25:58 PM »
Congratulations!!!
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2013, 09:35:24 PM »
One of the greatest things a person can exp.  Congrats and get some sleep while you can.
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2013, 10:02:06 PM »
Outstanding, sir.  Many congrats to you and SWMBO.  And you even managed without a trampoline or doing jumping jacks.
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2013, 01:00:05 AM »
Quote from: sumpnz on March 06, 2013, 10:58:18 AM
Thanks all!  Things 1&2 witnessed the birth and were very excited.  They even got avlesson in placental anatomy from the midwife.  Thing 3 slept through it all.  He still doesn't quite know what to think (he is only 16 months, so he's got time).


Well, I suppose that sort of preempts the "where do babies come from" question.
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2013, 08:40:47 AM »
Congratulations!!!
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2013, 08:42:45 AM »
Congratulations!

Are you going to be doing placenta art?  :rofl:


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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2013, 08:43:06 AM »
Congratulations.  =)
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2013, 08:55:50 AM »
Congrats to you and yours !!!
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2013, 11:50:36 AM »
Well done!
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Re: Hang fire
« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2013, 12:01:03 PM »
Congratulations!  Glad everyone is doing well.
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