We Need a 15 Day Wait for Sausage Purchases

[Ben]

That way there's a cooling off period.

I'd be kinda embarrassed to be taken out by a handful of Jimmy Dean's best... 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/18/police-arrest-criminal-attacking-victim-with-sausage/?test=latestnews

[RoadKingLarry]

I'll give up my sausage when the scrape it out of my cold greasy skillet.

[vaskidmark]

That headline hit the spot!

stay safe.

[RoadKingLarry]

I think I'll have sausage and eggs for breakfast today. Unfortunately the sausage is just some Jimmy Dean store bought stuff. I should get my hog back Friday and have some serious pork products to consume.

[230RN]

This matter generates a lot of questions.

Did they put the sausage in the evidence locker?  How will they maintain a correct chain of custody record?  What if the sausage somehow "disappears?"

How did they document the sausage as having come from a shop in Brockton?  Did they check its serial numbers against the shop's 4474, "Sausage Transaction Record Part 1 -Over-The-Counter" forms?

I say there's a tenuous link there and that this evidence ought to be thrown out of court.

What a waste of good sausage!  Think of the poor hungry children!  Think of poor hungry Terry!

Terry, 230RN

[Tallpine]

Thanks for the link to the story.

I never sausage a crime 

[RoadKingLarry]

Do they have ground for a casing?