Pear-shaped: screwed-up, SNAFU, FUBAR, belly-up, etc.
I figure that there ought to be enough Texans, Arizonish, New Mexicans, and Southern Californians 'round her' to help me out. I went to highschool in Tejas, and so I picked up a taste for tex-mex food, and one of my friends tried to instill in me the basic idea of how to make salsa con queso, but...
The problem:
About fifty percent of the time, when I try to make salsa con queso, something goes terribly wrong in the pot and what I end up with is orange stuff that has this awful, gritty texture that tastes like neither cheese, nor like salsa, and I just can't work out what the freakin' deal is.
Normally, I'd melt velveeta for the cheese, but this time around I'd used just regular grated cheese (and a simple butter+milk+a bit of flour cheese sauce to get it to melt properly), but this issue can flare up either way. I'd really appreciate it if anyone could give me any more insight into this gritty, orange mess.
I can try and provide more information, if someone knows what to ask.
Thanks in advance,
~GnSx