Hold my Bud and watch this!

[MillCreek]

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/budweiser-most-popular-beer-among-injured-er-patients-pilot-study-6C10925507

Followed closely by Steel Reserve malt liquor, which I have never heard of.

[mtnbkr]

Followed closely by Steel Reserve malt liquor, which I have never heard of.

Not only have I heard of it, I have consumed it (not in mass quantities though).

Chris

[Nick1911]

So, the young, poor, and college students tend to buy cheap commodity beer and handle it irresponsibly.

This is where the "social scientists" say we need to ban Budweiser to save lives, and excessively enlightened idiots pick up that factoid and start parroting "You shouldn't buy that, I read a study on the internet....."

[Boomhauer]

Empty Bud Light cans and bottles are what is exclusively littered at every park I have ever worked at.

Bud Light is also the beer of choice for the parties that I end up stopping.

I very much hate Bud Light and the ahole douchebags that love it.

[GigaBuist]

Followed closely by Steel Reserve malt liquor, which I have never heard of.

I've bought that before just to see what it was like.  I'm convinced it's just distilled hobo pee.  It is vile and high octane.  Drink two 24 ounce cans of the stuff and your liver will want to kill you the next day.

[dm1333]

Good stuff for fishing a PacNorwest river when you don't have waders.  Just keep pee'ing yourself, it extends the time you can spend waist deep in the water!

[Phyphor]

Not only have I heard of it, I have consumed it (not in mass quantities though).

Chris

I could get shitfaced off of $5 worth... The local store in my old hometown had 2 16 ounce cans for a buck.  Of course, DRINKING that foul stuff was an entirely different story.  Generally, it took about a can before you no longer cared about the taste.

[BlueStarLizzard]

Good stuff for fishing a PacNorwest river when you don't have waders.  Just keep pee'ing yourself, it extends the time you can spend waist deep in the water!

 Occasionally, I do indulge in generalizing about the oppisite gender. This is one of those times. Men are gross.

When I first hit the link, I thought it was going to be one of those lighthearted "news" stories that encorages readers to have a great gaffaw at the follibes of men.
I am utterly disapointed. :(

OMG! Shocker! People who do stupid *expletive deleted*it often do stupid *expletive deleted*it while drinking cheap crappy beer!

[GigaBuist]

OMG! Shocker! People who do stupid *expletive deleted* often do stupid *expletive deleted* while drinking cheap crappy beer!

Hey! Back off!  That's how I was conceived!

 

[BlueStarLizzard]

Hey! Back off!  That's how I was conceived!

 

My sympathys to your parents. *gigglesnort*