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The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« on: September 24, 2014, 02:48:57 PM »
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2014, 02:50:23 PM »
The only cure I could think of would be to marry Hillary or Michelle . . .
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2014, 03:00:26 PM »
 :facepalm: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow .....   [tinfoil]
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2014, 03:03:38 PM »
Ow! My balls! (And the rest of the tackle.) :O
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2014, 03:16:56 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on September 24, 2014, 02:48:57 PM
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At least you are not this guy.

His core strength must be off the charts with that workout.  Around 30-40 calories each time too.  (Adjusting for the lack of any effort to get there.)
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2014, 04:20:29 PM »
Yeah... how is it not just a cough of dust after a few?
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2014, 04:24:04 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on September 24, 2014, 04:20:29 PM
Yeah... how is it not just a cough of dust after a few?

Things will compensate.  I don't know about that much compensation, but I can say after three in as little time as you can manage, they cease being anywhere near as much fun.
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2014, 05:36:19 PM »
Not only is it real, there is a support group for it.  http://www.psas-support.com/main/

Wikipedia suggests that surgery offers the greatest hope for remission.

As for the clinical presentation, it appears that ejaculation is not necessarily required.

I'm just trying to figure out the domestic relationship aspect - orgasm repeatedly for no discernible reason but inability to do so when engaging in sex.  Sounds like the wife is going to need lots of chocolate and roses to consider getting over that.

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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2014, 05:38:01 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 24, 2014, 05:36:19 PM
I'm just trying to figure out the domestic relationship aspect - orgasm repeatedly for no discernible reason but inability to do so when engaging in sex.  Sounds like the wife is going to need lots of chocolate and roses to consider getting over that.

Just hope he's not a smoker; can you imagine needing a half-carton a day just for that?
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 PM »
My, what a sticky situation for that poor fellow!  =|
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2014, 08:08:18 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on September 24, 2014, 08:04:05 PM
My, what a sticky situation for that poor fellow!  =|

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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2014, 11:22:19 PM »
His wife sounds like mine....a cure for orgasms.




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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2014, 11:26:33 PM »
Quote from: HankB on September 24, 2014, 02:50:23 PM
The only cure I could think of would be to marry Hillary or Michelle . . .

I would hang myself first.
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2014, 11:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Phyphor on September 24, 2014, 11:26:33 PM
I would hang myself first.

Either way, you would be cured!  =|

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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2014, 06:48:36 AM »
Quote from: Phyphor on September 24, 2014, 11:26:33 PM
I would hang myself first.

Quote from: BobR on September 24, 2014, 11:28:40 PM
Either way, you would be cured!  =|

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Hell with my luck I would continue to have the damn things. :rofl:
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2014, 09:40:21 AM »
To add insult to injury, I'm sure their friends have stopped asking them to come over for dinner.
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2014, 09:49:51 AM »
This thread looks really weird right next to the Presidents and Saluting thread.
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2014, 09:57:18 AM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on September 24, 2014, 04:20:29 PM
Yeah... how is it not just a cough of dust after a few?

When a guy I know did 13 in one day, it was blanks after about 6 or 8.
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2014, 10:17:08 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on September 25, 2014, 09:57:18 AM
When a guy I know did 13 in one day, it was blanks after about 6 or 8.

And you would know this how?
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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2014, 10:26:14 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on September 25, 2014, 09:57:18 AM
When a guy I know did 13 in one day, it was blanks after about 6 or 8.

I stopped her at seven, when it went from "wow, I can keep doing this" to "holy crap, this doesn't feel good at all anymore" to "damn, this hurts."  Took days to recover properly.
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2014, 10:40:10 AM »
Every time God closes a door, he opens a window.

"Challenges" are usually also "opportunities".

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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2014, 10:43:30 AM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on September 25, 2014, 10:26:14 AM
I stopped her at seven, when it went from "wow, I can keep doing this" to "holy crap, this doesn't feel good at all anymore" to "damn, this hurts."  Took days to recover properly.

How were you able to talk with the leather zipper mask on and the ball gag in your mouth ???

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« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2014, 11:00:47 AM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on September 25, 2014, 10:40:10 AM
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Re: The living hell of the man who has 100 orgasms a day
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2014, 11:10:21 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on September 25, 2014, 09:57:18 AM
When a guy I know did 13 in one day, it was blanks after about 6 or 8.
Sometimes 2nd or 3rd hand information should be labeled.


Or maybe I shouldn't state it that way in this thread.   =D
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« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2014, 11:30:22 AM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on September 25, 2014, 11:10:21 AM
Sometimes 2nd or 3rd hand information should be labeled.

How many hands does it take to do 13 in a row?
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