Author Topic: So the new adventurer walks into the blacksmith's shop... (Read 3300 times)

JimMarch · « **on:** February 08, 2007, 11:34:33 AM »

Adventurer: Yeah, I need a sword.

Blacksmith: Oh, great, we're having a sale today on flaming swords!

Adventurer: Ummmm...but, I haven't looted any tombs just yet...

Blacksmith: No worries, it's a BIG sale. $10. Right over there!

Adventurer: [picks up sheathed sword] COOL! Let's see...[starts to unsheath it]

Blacksmith: NOOOOO!!!!

SWORD: Oh wow, this is great, I'm naked in public and being held by a MAN! FABulous!!!

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2007, 11:44:24 AM »

....uhhhh, okay.

Brad

wingnutx · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:06:17 PM »

You should read Order of the Stick

Strings · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2007, 01:56:17 PM »

Jim, that was VERY bad. Give yourself 30 lashes with a wet noodle...

Bogie · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:24:10 PM »

Jim, we have to talk.

18 posts here, and THIS is what you do to us?

Old Fud · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:36:44 PM »

Welcome back Jim. Missed you, but understood you were slaying dragons in other galaxies.

Glad to see you, especially to find you in such a good mood.

Fud.

280plus · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2007, 04:35:15 PM »

SWORD continues, "Anybody got a Snickers bar?"

cosine · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2007, 04:49:13 PM »

Quote from: 280plus on February 08, 2007, 03:35:15 PM

SWORD continues, "Anybody got a Snickers bar?"

Okay, now the point of TMI has definitely been reached...

280plus · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2007, 05:59:32 PM »

Heck, I thought we was just gettin' started. laugh

cosine · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2007, 06:06:38 PM »

Quote from: 280plus on February 08, 2007, 04:59:32 PM

Heck, I thought we was just gettin' started. laugh

Well, okay then... shocked

*backs slowly out of this thread, warily looking around...*

grin

JimMarch · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2007, 09:45:45 PM »

Damned if I know why I even thought of that, but my first instinct was to figure out who to inflict it on...

280plus · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2007, 03:19:43 AM »

Excellent choice I'd say...

I like this next:

"Adventurer and Blacksmith eyed each other nervously"

roo_ster · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:51:26 AM »

"Then look fo rsomething manly to do and settle on whacking each other's thumbs with a hammer."

Parker Dean · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2007, 11:29:37 AM »

Quote from: JimMarch on February 08, 2007, 08:45:45 PM

Damned if I know why I even thought of that, but my first instinct was to figure out who to inflict it on...

And you immediately thought of us. Gee, thanks.. I guess.

Cheesy

Mabs2 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:31:43 PM »

Blacksmith: What can I do you for, sir?
Adventurer: I'm looking for a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

280plus · « **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:43:06 PM »

SWORD: I'm sorry good sir, we don't have a 40 on the shelf, all we have is that 20 right there and a couple of 80s around here somewhere."

280plus · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2007, 01:05:22 AM »

Adventurer: "Must be my day in the barrel."

CAnnoneer · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2007, 02:22:34 PM »

I still don't get the original joke. Is that a gay exhibitionist pyromaniac sword?

JimMarch · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2007, 02:49:24 PM »

It's a "flaming sword"...just not the kind of "flaming" assumed...

280plus · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:07:19 PM »

Which flaming are we talking about? I figured both...

I thought it was a good twist, a flaming flaming sword cheesy

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:43:18 PM »

CAnnoneer, have you heard the term "flaming homosexual"? A flamboyantly or obviously homosexual man is sometimes referred to as a "flamer."

280plus · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2007, 06:48:01 AM »

Flaming can be (or was) applied to just about anything. As in I shot a flaming good match today and when I left I was 4th in the Civilian Expert category for CT. Bullseye pistol, of course. We'll see if it holds. I managed to take out a couple that usually give me trouble. One of em by a point. grin

Have a flamingly fabulous rest of your day. cool

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:33:24 AM »

But the question arises what caliber is best to thwart the flaming sword.

280plus · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:11:58 PM »

Hmmmm,,,

9mm or .45 ACP? laugh

mustanger98 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:48:06 PM »

.50-90 Sharps. grin

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