Author Topic: So the new adventurer walks into the blacksmith's shop...  (Read 3301 times)

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Re: So the new adventurer walks into the blacksmith's shop...
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2007, 04:25:20 PM »
The Adventurer slams the sword flat side down on the blacksmith's anvil, it disintegrates into a shower of glowing molten splatter that finds it's way into all manner of crevices throughout the shop, he tosses what's left of the haft of into a corner, "What else you got?" he asks.

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Re: So the new adventurer walks into the blacksmith's shop...
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2007, 12:53:30 PM »
...That sword should not be allowed to adopt!
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Re: So the new adventurer walks into the blacksmith's shop...
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2007, 03:27:30 PM »
Blacksmith: Oh, you shouldn't have done that, it only makes him mad."
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