Sorry, I thought this was about the Obama candidacy.
Heh. THAT reminds me more of 19th century snake-oil tonic salesmen.
"Try Doctuh Obama's Miracle Tonic! Will cure what ails ya! Anything and everything, if you're ready for a change, if you're down and wanna be up, TRY it today!"
"What are the contents? What's the ingredients, what's in it that does something for real?"
"...What's important is that it'll make you a NEW PERSON! Yessiree! Hopes and dreams, right here inna bottle, just step right up..."