A Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for
their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here is a very special 'casion... our wedding night, and
we need a good room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not,
I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it.
