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Scout26

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Get your Free Carbon Indulgences.....errr.....Offsets.
« on: December 12, 2007, 03:25:38 PM »
http://freecarbonoffsets.com

My white man's burden guilt has been aswaged.  I got a Lifetime Supply !!!!  Thank you Brother Gore !!!!!  grin rolleyes





Make sure you read the FAQ's......


I'm going to put my certificate in a nice big wooden frame....... grin
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Re: Get your Free Carbon Indulgences.....errr.....Offsets.
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 03:41:47 PM »
That would explain why my 4 year old insists on one square only for wiping his nose!
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Re: Get your Free Carbon Indulgences.....errr.....Offsets.
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 03:56:34 PM »
I started a similar program on GlockTalk but people send me cases of ammo and I forgive them their planetary sins against Mother Earf.
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Re: Get your Free Carbon Indulgences.....errr.....Offsets.
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 04:17:50 PM »
Here's another one.....

http://www.digatree.com/FreeDeerSaltCarbonCredits.html

I can't use the salt (feeding deer, using salt or mineral blocks are verboten here the the People's Republic of Illinois due to CWD).

I only get 40 Carbon Credits, since I only got two deer this year....... sad
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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