Tonight at The Painted Lizard Bar, Haberdashery and Grill, catch the raw, dark-roasted, caffeine-fueled energy of powerpop phenomenon,
YUMMYFACE!
with special guest:
The Butt Of The Automatic Tucked In Her Waistband Caught On The Doorframe As She Fell Backward Out Of The Subway Car, Sending It Clattering To The Ground As Her Back Hit The Tile And She Chambered Another Round Into The Levergun ( three left, she thought) - When Suddenly A Question Hit With Full Force In Her Racing Mind; To Wit: In An Age Of Secularism, What Are The Mechanisms Wherewith To Anchor Moral Standards And To Secure The Happiness Of Mankind?
featuring the former lead singer of
Please, He Sobbed, Dont Leave Me, Jessica, We Can Work This Out, I Know We Can, I, I, I, I Love You Baby, You Know I Love You, I Left The Broadway Stage For You, And That Was My First Love, Oh, Jessica, Just Take Me Back, I Promise I Wont Play Kris Kros Anymore, Just Please, Say Youll Stay, Please, Please, Please!!
Five dollars at the door. 21 and over. Show starts at five to give the MC plenty of time to read the name of the opening act.
Absolutely NO glass bottles.
Next Saturday, dont miss THE SMUSHY BANANAS.
